Thursday, October 31, 2019

#605 Part 2: Haunted Shotgun House



The Streak Is Alive: We keep the streak alive with some celebratory messages post 600!

Sarah's Hubby: We check back in on the life of Sarah's Hubby as he gives us a tour of his new shotgun house.

Sad Or No?: Is Sarah's Hubby a sad story or a story of perseverance and triumph!

SLAVERY!, YOU'RE WELCOME!, MR. SHOW!, DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTER!, GETO BOYS!, SPEAKING IN TONGUES!, YAHWEH!, ABORTIONS!, JEHOVAH JIREH!, PUSSY POPPING JIM!, PUSSY THAT POP!, SUCK THAT BABY'S DICK!, CELEBRATION MESSAGES!, JO!, JAY!, OUIJA BOARD!, BAJA BLAST!, COMMUNITY!, FOLLOWING!, SARAH'S HUBBY!, REAL DOLL!, ILLINOIS!, YOUTUBE!, NEW HOME!, DOLL REPAIR!, SQUALOR!, 8 TRACK!, DIRTY!, EVICTED!, JASON'S HOUSE!, HELL HOLE!, EXPENSIVE AUTO LOAN!, PAYMENT!, UBER!, SQUATTER'S RIGHTS!, TRUMANN ARKANSAS!, BOUGHT PROPERTIES!, FIX UP!, SHOTGUN HOUSE!, HANDY MAN!, CONTRACT!, SCAMMED!, STROKE!, JUNK!, CABLES!, LADDER!, DEAD BODY!, TOILET!, TUB!, SCREAMING GHOST!, DEAD TIME!, BUGS!, CRICKETS!, HEARTBEAT!, NEVER RENTING AGAIN!, BOYFRIEND MATERIAL!, PORCH DECK!, HOLE!, FOUNDATION!, CONCRETE BLOCKS!, WHY WHY WHY!, NO!, OUTHOUSES!, BANNED!, JUNK!, TRASH!, DO IT BY YOURSELF!, PROGRESS!, AUTISM SPECTRUM!, ASPIES!, H3!, EMOTIONS!, COST OF A DOLL!, FLESHLIGHT!, CUTEST LITTLE THING!, HILA KLEIN!, TRUST ISSUES!, SEXUAL HARASSMENT!, THAT PLACE SUCKED!

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Sunday, October 27, 2019

#605 Part 1: DEEPANSH MODE

You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!



Cuba Gooding Jr: SOMEBODY SUCK THAT BABY'S DICK!

Jesus Is King: Tulsi Gabbard confirmed Russian agent and Kanye dropped his new gospel album.

Deepansh Gupta: It is the return! Get ready for DEEPANSH MODE. Also some quick palette cleansers.

LEMONS!, LEMONADE!, MR SHOW!, JIM AND JEFF!, SUCK THAT BABY'S DICK!, TWITCH!, BITS!, APP!, PATREON!, SHOOT THEM HOOPS!, CUBA GOODING JR!, BOYZ N THE HOOD!, JERRY MAGUIRE!, GROPING!, SEXUAL ASSAULT!, GROPING!, DRUNK!, WILDING!, TOUCHING!, ALLEGATIONS!, RADIO!, BABY!, XXXTENTACION!, PUNCH!, MAKE A WISH!, LEUKEMIA!, BOAT TRIP!, SUPPORT THE TROOPS!, LITTLE TOMMY!, AMERICAN HORROR STORY!, AMERICAN CRIME STORY!, OJ SIMPSON!, TWITTER!, HARVEY WEINSTEIN!, GRIMY SLUT!, THOT!, FAME!, ENDORSEMENT!, TULSI GABBARD!, HILARY CLINTON!, RUSSIA!, KANYE WEST!, JESUS IS KING!, PRODUCTION!, RELIGIOUS!, GOSPEL!, BIBLE!, NO CURSING!, CHICK FIL A!, CLOSED ON SUNDAY!, WOKE!, FOLLOW THE RULES!, MOTHER DIED!, TAYLOR SWIFT!, SPOTLIGHT!, ACT!, ELLEN!, NARCISSISM!, NO FILTER!, GAGA!, POLAROID!, BALDY!, ELISHA!, BETHEL!, BEARS!, VERSE!, GIFT OF THE MAGI!, JEFF BEZOS!, BILL GATES!, DEEPANSH GUPTA!, NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!, GOOD MODE!, BAD MODE!, NEW!, AIN'T!, 21 SAVAGE!, TUPAC!, I KNOW EVERYONE!, SICKO MODE!, DEEPANSH MODE!, BAD MODE TO GOOD MODE TO DEEPANSH MODE!, SCARED!, LOOT!, YUH!, DEEPANSH LAND!, HATERS!, CRUMBLE!, MONEY!, INDIA!, KOLKATA!, WRESTLING!, WWE!, DIE!, HBO!, DISS!, CONCEPT!, WE'RE CRAZY!, SHAURYA KUMAR!, INDIA YOUTUBE!, SKETCHES!, CHARACTERS!, CHOP YOUR DOLLAR!, PALETTE CLEANSER!, ROOF CAVE IN!, DOG!, TREE!, WATCHING TV THEN THIS HAPPENS!, GIZMO!, WORLDSTAR!, SCREAMING!, BLOODY MURDER!, DRIVING FOR THE FIRST TIME!, CRASH!, TREE!, VIDEO GAME!, OFF ROAD!, BMW!, TOW TRUCK!, FAIL!, FALLS OFF!, CRASH!, 53 FOOT TRUCK!, ILLEGAL!, RESIDENTIAL!, HIT AND RUN!, BLOCKED IN!, BUMPER!, DRUNK DRIVER!, STIFF UP!, GO WITH THE FLOW!, GETS HIS SHOE!

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Tuesday, October 22, 2019

#604 Part 2: Jim and Mike Reboot



Jay And Silent Bob Reboot: We watched it, so you don't have to! Or maybe you might want to!? Did Kevin Smith deliver?

Handsome Men: As usual, we start talking about what men in Hollywood are handsome and what men are hunks.

The Matrix 4DX: Jim has experienced a movie in 4DX! How is the experience? Also a new Matrix sequel?

SNAIL TRAIL!, DAMP!, THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES!, GETO BOYS!, MIND PLAYING TRICKS ON ME!, MIKE MEAT SANDWICH!, HALLOWEEN!, HOW SCARY DOES IT FEEL!?, HAVE NOTHING!, TWIST ENDING COMMERCIAL JINGLE JIM!, PIZZA IN YOUR ANAL!, PUSSY POPPING JIM!, VIEW ASKEW!, KEVIN SMITH!, DOUBLE FEATURE!, JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT!, STRIKE BACK!, SCREENING!, SOLD OUT!, SOUL DOUBT!, NOFX!, WHITE TRASH, TWO HEEBS AND A BEAN!, JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK!, JASON MEWES!, DRUGS!, ADDICT!, HOLLYWOOD!, CLERKS 2!, MALLRATS!, DOGMA!, CHASING AMY!, CLERKS CARTOON!, GAY JOKES!, AFROMAN!, BECAUSE I GOT HIGH!, CRAIG ROBINSON!, JUDGE JERRY N EXECUTIONER!, JASON LEE!, QUICK STOP!, GOODBYE HORSES!, DROP THE PLANTS!, PANTS!, JUSTIN LONG!, BLUNTMAN AND CHRONIC!, STAN LEE!, BRODIE!, MOLLY SHANNON!, RIDE ME NOW!, K. SMITH!, SHANNON ELIZABETH!, JUSTICE!, BOO BOO KITTY FUCK!, HARLEY QUINN SMITH!, NEPOTISM!, DAUGHTER!, CHRIS HEMSWORTH!, THOR!, SEX JOKES!, MATT DAMON!, JIHAD!, MUSLIM!, ISLAM!, DIVERSE!, YOUNG!, BEN AFFLECK!, JOEY LAUREN ADAMS!, DAD STUFF!, HANDSOME!, BILLY CRUDUP!, ALMOST FAMOUS!, 80S!, 90S!, STEVE BUSCEMI!, VIGGO MORTENSEN!, JUDGE REINHOLD!, PRINCIPAL FROM FERRIS BUELLER!, RAY LIOTTA!, EDWARD JAMES OLMOS!, DAN AKROYD!, JOHN GOODMAN!, BLACK FLAG!, MATRIX 4DX!, WATER!, WIND!, SMOKE!, ROLLER COASTER!, MOTION!, 1999!, KEANU REEVES!, LAURENCE FISHBURNE!, GUNS!, VIOLENCE!, TRENCH COATS!, LOBBY SCENE!, METAL DETECTOR!, THE MATRIX 4!, YOUNG MORPHEUS!, NEO!, AGENT SMITH!, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!, RUN THE JEWELS!, KILLER MIKE!, MR. AMERICA!, GREG!, TIM HEIDECKER!, ON CINEMA!, WEED!, CAMERON!

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Saturday, October 19, 2019

#604 Part 1: Fruity Boy



Shade Queen: Hillary Clinton and Tulsi Gabbard are throwing shade at each other, coming for Nancy Pelosi's SHADE CROWN! Also Elizabeth Warren can't stop talking about BALLERS.

White Power Symbol: We can't let the OK sign become a white power symbol! Whether Gru from Despicable Me is throwing it up or not! Also GO ISRAEL!

Small Town Tragedy: Tragedy has struck Abington, MA, the sleepy little town that Jim grew up in. Let's hear some townie stories.

HAITI!, AIDS COUNTRY!, VOODOO!, RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES!, PACIFIC TIME!, STANDARD TIME!, HILLARY CLINTON!, TULSI GABBARD!, SUICIDED!, MURDER!, HITMAN!, VIDEO GAME!, SHADE QUEEN!, NANCY PELOSI!, CLAP!, STORM OUT!, SHADE PRINCESS!, TEAM TULSI!, PROPPED UP BY RUSSIA!, CRINGE MISTRESS!, TWITTER BOMBS!, CAT FIGHT!, CHAPO TRAP HOUSE!, CUMTOWN!, BRILLIANT DR FLY!, DMs!, AOC!, COMRADE!, SMIRNOFF SPIKED SELTZER!, TRUMP!, SHADE KING!, TROLL KING!, FRANCE!, THROWING SHADE!, TROLLING!, PUTIN!, ALPHA KING!, AGGRO!, 4CHAN!, REDDIT!, ALT-RIGHT!, DOM!, SUB!, AIRPLANE MODE!, LOGAN PAUL!, PATREON!, YANG GANG!, ANDREW YANG!, POLITICS!, BABE!, ANTIFA!, LEFTIST!, SOCIALIST!, MENTALLY ILL!, ELIZABETH WARREN!, STRONGER SEMEN TO FIGHT DISEASE!, COMMIE!, CUTE OLDER DADDY!, ELIZABETH WARREN!, BALLERS!, THE ROCK!, HBO!, SAMANTHA BEE!, CROSSOVER!, NORMIE!, ENTOURAGE!, FOCUS GROUP!, PANDERING!, ROB CORDDRY!, NCAA!, FOOTBALL!, SAMANTHA BEE!, LISTENERS!, NICKY COALES!, CUM DETOX!, AUDIO!, 603 CELEBRATION!, MITCH GRAY!, 604 CELEBRATION!, FEEDBACK!, COLORADO!, FRIENDS!, TRUMPTARD!, LIBTARD!, MODERATES!, DOWN THE LINE!, DOG WHISTLE!, OK SIGN!, WHITE POWER!, GRU!, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!, DESPICABLE ME!, MINIONS!, VILLAIN!, CHARACTER BREAKFAST!, ISRAEL!, PALESTINE!, DISCORD!, HOLY LAND!, CALIFORNIA DREAMING!, LEONARDO DA VINCI!, OK!, CHOICE!, ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE!, TOM BRADY!, LEBRON JAMES!, UNCLE TOM!, POON COON!, IRA!, TERRORISTS!, CAR BOMBS!, ABINGTON!, THE BING!, BING TOWN!, MURDER SUICIDE!, MEME STREAMS!, SPENCER'S PIZZA!, ROCK VEGAS!, MARSH VEGAS!, ROCKLAND!, MARSHFIELD!, CHILDREN'S AUTHOR!, NOOSE!, TWO GUNS!, JOHN WOO STYLE!, MARVELOUS MARVIN HAGLER!, SUGAR RAY LEONARD!, CHOINK!, BAKER!, DUNKIN DONUTS!, MR DONUT!, DOTTIO'S!, D'ANN'S!, SONG LYRICS!, SOCIAL MEDIA!, POP UP BOOK!, AMAZON!, ABINGTON STRONG!, HALLOWEEN!, FRUITY BOY!, AGATHA CHRISTIE!, TRICK OR TREATING!, HOME SCHOOL!, ADULT GOHAN!, FRUITY GUY!

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Thursday, October 17, 2019

#603 Part 2: Making It Spooky



Night Terrors: Mike Steele has been tossing and turning and not getting any sleep due to dreadful nightmares! Let's watch some jump scares.

Tik Tok: Word on the street is that Tik Tok is where all the good comedy is these days!

Dash Cams: I love getting everything on video, because that's how you... ...catch people

NO SUCH THING AS A LAP!, GONE WHEN YOU STAND!, GILMORE GIRLS!, CHUCKIE!, GETO BOYS!, BUSHWICK BILL!, SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN!, FAVORITE SPOOKSTERS!, GARY GLITTER!, ROCK AND ROLL PART 2!, GAY!, BANGER!, THE WEIRDOS THAT COMMENT ON JIM AND THEM YOUTUBE JIM!, CONSPIRACY THEORIES!, WOKE!, BELIEVERS!, ERIC DUBAY!, TERRENCE HOWARD!, FLAT EARTH!, NO SLEEP!, NIGHT TERRORS!, PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS!, KID CUDI!, NIGHTMARES!, SUBMARINE!, DREAD!, CLIFF!, TRIGGERED!, SLEEPING ON YOUR BACK!, HONG KONG!, TOSSING AND TURNING!, SLEEPING ON PLANES!, AQUATIC HORROR!, CRAWL!, 47 METERS DOWN!, THE DESCENT!, CAFFEINE!, ENERGY DRINKS!, SUGAR FREE!, MONSTER!, BANG!, GIVEN UP CAFFEINE!, PIPELINE PUNCH!, WHERE'S THE JUMP!, 16 JUMP SCARES!, 6 MAJOR!, DAVID F SANDBERG!, LIGHTS OUT!, BEST JUMP SCARES!, IT FOLLOWS!, GET GOT!, GRAVE ENCOUNTERS!, MAKING IT SPOOKY!, WAS THAT DOOR CLOSED!?, HALLOWEEN BIRTHDAY!, YOUTUBE!, ALEX SPOOKY!, NOOKIE!, LIMP BIZKIT!, LINKIN PARK!, CHESTER!, TIK TOK!, MENTALLY ILL!, DISABLED!, COMPS!, CRINGE!, EMINEM!, WEIRDOS!, INDIA TIK TOK!, CRYING!, HAUNTED TABS!, TIK TOK POV!, CATCHING YOUR DAD CHEATING!, RETRO EMO!, THE NEWS IS LIKE JIM AND THEM!, DASH CAMERA!, CATCH PEOPLE!, CAR BREAK IN!, MEMORIES!, GREAT SHOT!, COMMERCIAL!, AD!, OWL CAM!, NEIGHBORS!, PEOPLE OF COLOR!, VOX!, BLOCKLIST!, JOHN CUSACK!, BLOCKED!

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Saturday, October 12, 2019

#603 Part 1: Statutory Wrap



China Support: Jim and Them is the Official Podcast of Mother China and we stand UNITED with China and in support of Blizzard and the NBA.

Where's Rose?: Star Wars Episode IX merch is having nothing to do with Rose Tico! Also getting blocked by Rian Johnson on Twitter, ALSO Kid Cudi and B.o.B.

Halloween Trip: Jim checking in from his recent Halloween trip, including Halloween Horror Nights and seeing the Monster Squad doc, Wolfman's Got Nards.

WERE YOU A FAT CHILD!?, GILMORE GIRLS!, NO SHOW LAST WEEK!, JOKER PROTEST!, PROTEST THE HONG KONG PROTESTERS!, PRO CHINA!, INCEL!, WHITE RAGE!, SHOOTING!, FLESH WOUND!, NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY!, MIKE NO SHOW!?, LATE BUS!, PATREON!, HORROR FLICK!, BLIZZARD!, HONG KONG!, US BACKED!, DESTABILIZED!, PROTESTS!, NBA!, NETS!, PSY!, BLIZZCON!, OCCUPATION!, JAPAN!, RAPE!, SEPARATIST MOVEMENT!, OPIUM WARS!, WHITE SUPREMACY!, PEPE THE FROG!, MEMES!, FUGITIVE OFFENDERS AMENDMENT BILL!, EXTRADITION!, TAIWAN!, OVERWATCH!, HEARTHSTONE!, DIABLO!, CRAIG!, MIKE!, STAR WARS EPISODE IX!, ROSE TICO!, REY!, LANDO!, MERCH!, REMOVED!, EDITED!, WINNIE THE POOH!, KNIGHTS OF REN!, THE EMPEROR!, PARENTS!, SPOILERS!, SPECULATION!, RIAN JOHNSON!, TWITTER!, BLOCKED!, PURPLE HAIR!, HOLDO!, LOOPER!, BEEF!, MAX LANDIS!, BLOCK LIST!, KID CUDI!, MOTHER!, TWEETING!, THEATER!, ILLUMINATI!, BOBBY RAY!, MELTDOWN!, SHUT UP DUMMY!, RANT!, DEAD!, FLAT EARTHER!, INSTAGRAM!, FUCK YOU!, NOT YOUR FRIEND!, WWE!, UNDERTAKER!, VINCE MCMAHON!, STONE COLD!, MIKE!, CELL PHONE!, BUS!, BORROW YOUR PHONE!, CELEBRITY!, PICTURE!, FOOD!, NO SLEEP!, BREAKFAST!, BLAC CHYNA!, RODIANS!, GALAXY'S EDGE!, OGA'S CANTINA!, DEAD!, BUSY!, CREDITS!, THIS IS US!, CHRIS SULLIVAN!, TOBY!, TASERFACE!, HAUNTED MANSION!, CHURROS!, GROOM!, BRIDE!, UNIVERSAL CITY!, CITY WALK!, JULIAN CASABLANCAS!, THE STROKES!, JOKER!, HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS!, STRANGER THINGS!, US!, KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!, FRANKENSTEIN VS. THE WOLFMAN!, CREEPSHOW!, GHOSTBUSTERS!, RIP TOUR!, PROPER!, THE RING!, MOMO!, ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE!, MONSTER SQUAD!, WOLFMAN'S GOT NARDS!, ANDRE GOWER!, FANDOM!, FRED DEKKER!, SHANE BLACK!, LETHAL WEAPON!

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Saturday, October 5, 2019

Blank Meets Blank - The Brady Bunch Meets The American Dream



Unfortunately, there is no new Jim and Them this week, but I didn't want to leave the goons out there hanging! So why not spam you with my new show that I host with Jakob Burrows called Blank Meets Blank! We pull things out of a hat and put them together to make a HIT TELEVISION SHOW! So in conclusion either writing TV is super easy or we are just that damn good.

It had to happen sooner or later. In episode three of Blank Meets Blank we pull a TV-show that neither of us have seen. To make it worse, we have to figure out how to combine it with the concept of the American dream, something already integral to classic US sitcoms. What do we do? Panic. Talk about cowboys. And then we create a fantastic modern, yet classic, sitcom.

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Tuesday, October 1, 2019

#602 Part 2: Terrence Howard Is The World's Richest Bum



Terrence Howard: Dropping out of the MCU broke Terrence Howard, so he decided to break math and everyone is too polite to tell him he's dumb.

Oxford University: The Terrence Howard hits keep on hitting as we watch and react to his speaking engagement at Oxford.

The Carter Beef: Yes, the Carter brothers are at it again! Nick and Aaron got some serious beef.

SHAVE MY PUSSY!, SURF!, THE RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES!, GETO BOYS!, MIND OF A LUNATIC!, FANTASTIC MOOD!, OLD TOWN ROAD!, REDDIT MINECRAFT PARODY!, LIL NAS X!, CREEPERS!, APOLOGETIC JIM!, FUNNIEST WOMEN ON TWITTER!, MYQ KAPLAN TWITTER!, RELEASE THE SNYDER CUT!, TERRENCE HOWARD!, WEIRDO!, EMPIRE!, EMMYS!, RED CARPET!, MATHEMATICS!, PHYSICS!, DON CHEADLE!, MCU!, AVENGERS!, DROPPED OUT!, EMPIRE!, BROKEN!, SQUARE ROOT OF 2!, BUILD SATURN!, VIRAL VIDEO!, THE UNIVERSE!, ENERGY!, GRAVITY IS ONLY AN EFFECT!, HOLLYWOOD STAR!, STONE COLD!, VINCE MCMAHON!, THE ROCK!, THE VIEW!, SICK PERSON!, ENCOURAGE HIM!, THE ROLLING STONES!, CLAPPING!, MEMES!, MAYNE!, CRYING JORDAN!, HUSTLE AND FLOW!, JEDI!, TERRENCE HOWARD'S FRIGHT CLUB!, BLAIR WITCH PROJECT!, PUNK'D!, SCARE TACTICS!, EARTHQUAKES!, DEMONS!, THE EXORCIST!, OXFORD!, TWO DIMENSIONAL SPACE!, SPYROGRAPH!, ACTING!, FLAT PLAIN!, CHEMICAL COMPOSITION!, JIM CARREY!, PHYSICS!, DICTIONARY!, MIXTAPE!, THE WOMB!, MEMORIES!, EAT HIS OWN TWIN!, DERRENCE HOWARD!, DON'T FORGET!, CAN'T MULTIPLE!, UNIT SQUARED!, CROWD MENTALITY!, MULTIPLICATION IS EXAGGERATED ADDITION!, IRRATIONAL NUMBER!, JULIAN EDELMAN!, JULIAN CASABLANCAS!, THE STROKES!, THEORIES!, NICK CARTER!, AARON CARTER!, RAPE!, 91 YEAR OLD!, THREATS!, PREGNANT WIFE!, SHAQ!, DRUGS!, THE DOCTORS!, ANXIETY!, PILL TO LIVE!, LIVESTREAM!, INSTAGRAM!, SMOKING!, ACCUSATIONS!, RAPE!, POST CELEBRITIES!, FANS!, MORNING SHIT!, BACKSTREET BOYS!

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