Saturday, April 29, 2017

#491 Part 1: Juggalos Against Sanity





Fyre Festival: Ja Rule pulled a fast one on all those dumb rich, white kids, or so we would like to believe.

Dark Carnival Games Con: ICP and Juggalos have a game convention now, AND WE MISSED IT!? We still get to see their commercial.

Juggalo Card Games: We discover Juggalo card games and the Juggalo Avengers.

FRIENDS!, DRAX!, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!, REVIEWS!, WON'T GO AWAY!, SOCIAL MEDIA!, EXCITED!, RICH KIDS!, COMEUPPANCE!, JA RULE!, FYRE FESTIVAL!, BLINK 182!, BAHAMAS!, COACHELLA!, INSTAGRAM!, INFLUENCERS!, MODELS!, MAJOR LAZER!, G.O.O.D. MUSIC!, MIGOS!, LIL YACHTY!, DISCLOSURE!, RAE SREMMURD!, THE GATHERING!, LUXURY!, YACHTS!, 250,000!, REDDIT CONVENTION!, BALL PIT!, TUMBLR!, DASHCON!, SCAMS!, MAGNISES!, VIRAL!, KEK!, REDDIT!, 4CHAN!, FAKE!, SYRIAN REFUGEES!, EMBASSY!, GOVERNMENT OR WHOEVER!, PERMITS!, CHEESE SANDWICH!, PUPPOS!, KARDASHIANS!, KENDALL JENNER!, RAPPERS!, WENDY'S!, NUGGETS!, ELLEN!, RETWEETS!, FUELD BY BITTERNESS!, DARK CARNIVAL GAMES CON!, JUGGALOS!, INSANE CLOWN POSSE!, VIOLENT J!, SHAGGY 2 DOPE!, MARIO KART!, PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS!, DJ CARLITO!, BIG HOODOO!, CLAY!, LYTE!, ANYBODY KILLA!, MOVIE TENT!, MOVIE CLIPS!, YOUTUBE!, MAGIC THE GATHERING!, OLD SCHOOL ARCADE GAMES!, FREESTYLE!, CIPHER!, PSYPHER!, BLAHZAY ROZE!, IF WE WERE A GANG!, OJ!, IF I DID IT!, NIGHTMARE JUGGALO!, SOMAS!, JUGGALOS AGAINST SANITY!, INTO THE ECHOSIDE!, CARD BUILDER!, FAM!, MOTHERFUCKOS!, CRAZY MCCORMACK!, WOOP WOOP!, YOUTUBE JUGGALO AVENGERS!, MEMORABILIA!, BASEMENT!, THEY LOOK LIKE PEOPLE!, IRON MAN!, CAPTAIN AMERICA!, HULK!, DEADHED!, WICKED!, HATCHET!, SPECTRUM!, NME!, BEEF!

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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

#490 Part 2: Catfish



Catfish: Mike shares some catfish stories from the past and we go over the evolution of Internet friendships/relationships.

Internet Nostalgia: Back in our day the Internet was slow and strange!

Old Projects: We also get into some of our old projects when we were young and full of cum.

JONAH FROM TONGA!, SAY WHATEVER!, THE O'JAYS!, BACKSTABBERS!, ROAD TO 500!, LVL UP EXPO!, COOGRO!, DEMON!, SMOKIN!, WHAT A RUSH!, LIKE A GLOVE!, POETRY!, MACARENA!, CATFISH!, MTV!, NEV SCHULMAN!, INTERNET!, RELATIONSHIPS!, REAL!, FAKE!, NEXT!, DATE MY MOM!, ROOM RAIDERS!, INTERNET FRIENDS!, FACE THE JURY!, CODY!, KODI!, MEDIA CENTER!, MODEL PICTURES!, REAL LIFE!, DECEPTIVE!, AOL INSTANT MESSENGER!, DEADAIM!, LIES!, PREGNANCY!, AWAY MESSAGES!, ASCII ART!, NICK LACHEY!, FAVORITE FOOD!, COLD SANDWICHES!, 13 REASONS WHY!, SIGNS!, OKCUPID!, IKEA!, DATING SITES!, CHAT ROOMS!, SCANNER!, TROLLING!, VIRTUAL SEX!, PRETENDING!, DIGITAL CAMERA!, SCAN YOUR DICK!, WALKED IN ON!, JERKING OFF!, NARC!, A SCANNER DARKLY!, LONG DISTANCE!, MINUTES!, AOL!, PAY BY THE HOUR!, MEMORY!, NOTEPAD!, SPIDER-MAN CARTOON MAKER!, SOUND EFFECTS!, LIBRARY!, DIAL UP!, BROADBAND!, HIGH SPEED!, WINAMP SKINS!, MAKE WEBSITES!, EDIT VIDEOS!, UPLOAD FILES!, SHARE YOUR MEDIA!, mIIRC!, CHATS!, SERVERS!, TV!, EPISODES!, DOWNLOAD!, SATELLITE FEEDS!, VCR!, EDITING!, VHS!, CASSETTE TAPES!, MIXTAPES!, VHS-C!, DIGITIZE!, SKETCHES!, VIDEOS!, SKITS!, YOUNG!, WHO'S ON FIRST!, DEERHUNTER!, RAISIN SWINGSET!, MASTER OF CEREMONIES!, PRANKS!, PHONE GRIFTS!, RUDE BOYS WAKEUP SERVICE!, OLD DUSTY TRAIL!

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Sunday, April 23, 2017

#490 Part 1: Poor Cody



Alex Jones: People are trying to besmirch the good name of Alex Jones!

DADDYOFIVE: Poor, poor little Cody, but he should know better than to get ink everywhere.

Nelda The Witch: You can't just threaten your kids with monsters if they are bad, you gotta deliver.

JOKES!, JONAH FROM TONGA!, CHRIS LILLEY!, MURPH!, REVIEWS!, ALEX JONES!, PERFORMANCE ARTIST!, INFOWARS!, PRISON PLANET!, LAWYER!, COURT!, EX WIFE!, CUSTODY!, ACTOR!, BITTING!, JOKES!, ATTENTION!, STAGES OF ALEX JONES!, ACCEPTANCE!, WILHITE!, JOKER!, JACK NICHOLSON!, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!, BATMAN RETURNS!, POISON!, WOKE!, EARBUDS!, VICE!, HOWARD STERN!, LEGACY!, AMERICA'S GOT TALENT!, SYBIAN!, WHAT!, FIGURE OF SPEECH!, JENNIFER LOPEZ!, CHILDHOOD!, ZIONISTS!, GLOBALISTS!, JEWS!, JIMMY EAT WORLD!, DADDYOFIVE!, PRANK!, INVISIBLE INK!, CONTROVERSY!, CHILD ABUSE!, SUPPORT!, YOUTUBE!, SUBSCRIBERS!. CODY!, FAMILY YOUTUBE!, LET'S PLAYS!, SHOPPING LISTS!, PRANK BRUH!, INVISIBLE INK!, CLEAN YOUR ROOM!, PISS ON A TREE!, OLDER BROTHER!, SHITTY MOM!, WEIRDO!, NINTENDO DS!, STOLEN!, WETS THE BED!, SMEARED SHIT!, GRANDMA!, NELDA THE WITCH!, TERROR!, DOGS!, YORKIE!, FELONY!, LIFE SENTENCES!, SUBSCRIBERS!, FOUND FOOTAGE!, HORROR MOVIE!, THE DEMON COOGRO!

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Thursday, April 20, 2017

#489 Part 2: United, The Vampire Slayer



Corey's Angels: Stop encouraging Corey Feldman!

ALONETOGETHER: Shia's latest project doesn't go quite as planned.

UNITED: Now that everyone is done talking about it, lets get into this United Airlines thing.

ANGEL!, JASMINE!, JFK!, DEFTONES!, ROOT!, BABYMAN!, JUNO!, MURPH!, ALMOST DIED!, CAR ACCIDENT!, ADRENALINE!, GO 4 IT!, POETRY!, COREY FELDMAN!, ANGELS!, ANGELIC!, SHOWS!, LIVE!, TICKETS!, MARISSA!, AMY!, BONGOS!, YOUNG!, SAD!, BUS STATION!, COMFORTABLE!, EGO!, LACK OF AWARENESS!, PIANO!, SINGING!, DOUCHEY!, BASS PLAYER!, LOST!, ACOUSTIC!, LA WEEKLY!, BUZZ!, REVIEWS!, SHIA!, ALONE TOGETHER!, TROLLED!, MAGA!, 4CHAN!, 8CHAN!, FINLAND!, SWEDEN!, DISCOVERED!, NERDS!, CAN'T GET LAID!, BASEMENT!, HACK!, DIPSHIT!, TEENAGE!, STOLEN TWEETS!, FURRY!, WOOD TILING!, WALLS!, RENTALS!, ISOLATED!, RESENTMENT!, SUPERCHAT!, PLAGIARIZED!, CHICAGO!, ASIAN MAN!, UNITED!, OVERBOOKED!, KICKED OFF!, BEAT UP!, ATTACKED!, VOLUNTEERS!, HOTEL!, RANDOM!, DR. DAO!, BEING A BABY!, REFUSE!, COMPLAIN!, PISSED!, FAKE NEWS!, WRONG PERSON!, CONFIRMED SUS!, SCORPION!, HOSPITAL!, POST 9/11!, SMOTHERED!, BANGING ON COCKPIT DOOR!, VAMPIRE!, BLOODY MOUTH!, HERO!, VILLAIN!, FIRST CLASS!, NAZIS!, CAB DRIVER!, KNIFE TO THROAT!, RAPE!, BLOWJOB!, ROBBERY!, 32 DOLLARS!, BLACK MARKET!, WHITE SPERM!

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Saturday, April 15, 2017

#489 Part 1: A Suitcase And A Dream



MEDIA OVERLOAD: Jim is worried that he has past the point of no return into old curmudgeon that can't enjoy media anymore.

Theme Parks: Jim and Kristin go at it over the upcoming Guardians ride and Star Wars Land.

Celebrity Pictures: What kind of experience are you owed when you pay for a picture at a convention?

MIND CONTROL!, MAGIC BULLET!, FRED!, ANGEL!, SICK!, REVIEWS!, BUB!, THORSON!, LAST NAMES!, PATRIARCHY!, SMASH!, COUPLE!, HIGH SCHOOL!, ENJOYED ENOUGH THINGS!, WRAP IT UP!, STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI!, THOR: RAGNAROK!, TRAILERS!, MARVEL!, NOT ENTHUSED!, OVER SATURATION!, SEEN IT ALL!, NO EXCITEMENT!, JEALOUS!, MAX LANDIS!, DISNEY!, ROGUE ONE!, JAKE SPRAGUE!, WHATABURGER!, CONTRARIAN!, OLD GUY!, FATE OF THE FURIOUS!, VIN DIESEL!, THE ROCK!, TERMINATOR!, POP CULTURE!, CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!, ON THE OUTSIDE!, ABE SIMPSON!, BLADE 2!, SALEM'S LOT!, NEAL BRENNAN!, LOUIS CK!, DAVE CHAPPELLE!, TRANSPHOBIC!, SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!, BUFFY!, ANGEL!, JOSS WHEDON!, MEMES!, NUGGETS!, WENDYS!, RETWEETS!, OPEN MIND!, ACTION MOVIES!, SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS!, TRANSFORMERS!, GUARDIANS VOL. 2!, CLASSIC ROCK!, SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING!, TRAILER!, WHOLE MOVIE!, IT TRAILER!, CLOWNS!, HACK!, SCARED!, DISNEY!, DISNEYLAND!, THEMING!, CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE!, SIGHT LINES!, COLLECTOR'S MUSEUM!, BUENA VISTA STREET!, OLD TIMEY CALIFORNIA!, DIAGON ALLEY!, SUITCASE AND A DREAM!, TROLLEY!, A BUG'S LIFE!, CARS LAND!, STAR WARS CELEBRATION!, SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!, 150 DOLLARS!, NO TOUCHING!, NO EYE CONTACT!, RUDE!, EXPERIENCE!, LINES!, CONVENTIONS!, PAIGE!, SUPERNATURAL!, MARK HAMILL!, BRITNEY SPEARS!, AVRIL LAVIGNE!, ETIQUETTE!, BAD DAY!, COOK BOOK!, TIM CURRY!, ROCKY HORROR!

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Thursday, April 13, 2017

#488 Part 2: Fuck Your Toes



Haunted Car: Does Mike have a haunted car?

Freak Out: People be freaking out in public and since everyone has a camera, we get to watch it.

Pepsi: A man did a great riff on the Pepsi ad at a Portland city council meeting.

WWF!, ATTITUDE ERA!, QUEEN!, WE WILL ROCK YOU!, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!, SACRIFICES!, THORSON!, DRAG RACE!, POETRY!, WAKE UP!, CHOP SUEY!, PATREON!, WINNER!, NOT A RAFFLE!, CREEPY!, CAR!, LOCKS!, CAR DOORS!, BACK DOOR!, BROKE IN!, RANSACKED!, GLOVE BOX!, CHANGE!, PARKING LOT!, HOMELESS!, KIDS!, MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!, RIFLED THROUGH!, SMILE YOU'RE ON CAMERA!, FREAK OUT!, UBER!, CALL THE COPS!, RAPE ACCUSATIONS!, PHONE CHARGER!, ON CAMERA!, BOYFRIEND!, DISRESPECT!, CHANCES!, PATIENT!, HANDLE THE SITUATION!, NOT MOVING!, PARKED!, LYFT!, FOOD LINE!, MAKING OUT!, HAVING SEX!, PROSTITUTE!, CRAZY!, RANTING!, SLUT!, MENTAL ILLNESS!, AMPUTATED TOES!, HANDICAPPED!, OBESE!, LEELAND!, FUCK YOUR TOES!, APOLOGIZE!, MERCEDES!, BOAT!, HATE CRIME!, RACISM!, ATTACK!, WHITE PEOPLE!, SUPREMACY!, PORTLAND!, CITY COUNCIL!, BIT!, PROTEST!, PEPSI!, AD!, KENDALL JENNER!, CONTROVERSY!, DIVISIVE!, PHOTO SHOOT!, PROTEST!, THE MOVEMENT!, TONE DEAF!, POLICE!, DETACHED!, SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE!, TOOTHPASTE!, SLAVERY!, STOCKHOLM!, TERRORISM!

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Sunday, April 9, 2017

#488 Part 1: MANIA BOIs



Wrestlemania: Mike and Jim spin some more yarns on their recent show trip to Wrestlemania, finishing out the weekend shenanigans.

Time Tax: We go over the etiquette of wasting people's time in a convenient store establishment.

GIGGS: We go over the soundtrack of our trip which is Giggs' verse in KMT off that new Drake 'More Life'

THE ROCK!, BIG RED RETARD!, INTRO!, APPLAUSE!, THORSON!, ORLANDO!, WRESTLEMANIA!, LAS VEGAS!, PART TIMER!, NO MURPH!, WORK!, UNIVERSAL!, ORLANDO!, WRESTLEMANIA AXXESS!, TIME SLOTS!, MORNING!, FIXING AUDIO!, CHICK FIL-A!, FOOD!, HYPE!, IN N OUT!, RAISING CANE'S!, WENDY'S!, MCDONALD'S!, JUICY!, SANDWICH!, RANCH!, DIPPING SAUCE!, CANE'S SAUCE!, DAMMIT!, DUDE RANCH!, CONVENTION!, FLOOR!, FILMING!, BITS!, DALLAS!, SPREAD OUT!, SECURITY!, SUPER STORE!, WWE SHOP!, MASTERMIND!, CHARLOTTE!, BARON CORBIN!, MICK FOLEY!, NICEST PEOPLE!, NXT!, HANGRY!, GOOD SEATS!, WAHLBURGERS!, AMWAY CENTER!, SICK!, THROWING UP!, MIGRAINE!, RETARDS!, WHATABURGER!, BASEMENT BAR!, PSYCHO BILLY!, SMOKE CLOUDS!, TOUGH BAR!, TOUGH DRINKS!, WHISKEY!, WHISKEY AND GINGER ALE!, BARTENDER!, HEATH!, HOW TO WITH JEFF!, SKETCHES!, HAPRIL FOOLS!, NO FOOD!, SPECIALS!, UP LATE!, CAMPING WORLD STADIUM!, SEATS!, FOOD!, LONG LINE!, BURGER!, NO BUNS!, NO CONDIMENTS!, UNDERTAKER!, RETIREMENT!, LAST RIDE!, ROMAN REIGNS!, MR. WORLDWIDE!, PITBULL!, FLO RIDA!, STEALING!, HOTEL!, CAFE 24!, LONG LINE!, TIME TAX!, WATER!, NEW ONE!, DRINK IN STORE!, SALAD BAR!, RUNG UP WRONG!, LIKE A SALE!, AIRPORT!, HYATT!, BABY SHIT!, BATHROOM!, TRAM!, SETTLEMENT MONEY!, DRAKE!, MORE LIFE!, GIGGS!, KMT!, BRITISH RAP!, LOOKING ALL TURKEY!, COOKING OFF CERSEI!, SUCKS!, TERRIBLE!, GOVERNMENT EARNER!, BATMAN DANANANANA!

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Thursday, April 6, 2017

#487 Part 2: #Panda



The Hunt For Jimmy Fallon: We are on the case trying to find Jimmy Fallon at Universal Studios Orlando.

Hashtag Panda: Did we do it? Did we find him?

Mass Effect: Is all the controversy warranted!?

TONIGHT SHOW!, JIMMY FALLON!, PRESIDENT OF NBC!, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ORLANDO!, INSTAGRAM DETECTIVE!, HAWAII TOM!, FLORIDA TOM!, MASCOT!, YAMIRA!, ANXIETY SLIPS!, EXPRESS PASS!, LIFE HACK!, HASHTAG PANDA!, CHARACTER!, PICTURES!, HANDLER!, DON'T TELL ANYONE!, RIDE!, EW GIRL!, REFERENCES!, UNDERWATER!, THE MOON!, RACE!, MOON ROCKS!, PIZZA!, TAXI DRIVER!, TRAVIS BICKLE!, NARRATIVE!, DANCE OFF!, PANDA!, AWARENESS!, ASS BALLS AND DICK!, FULL GOAT!, ROBE!, NEWS!, RAPE!, SUICIDE!, JURASSIC PARK!, THE MUMMY!, WATER RIDES!, THE HULK!, RACE THROUGH NEW YORK!, MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA!, WRITING!, ANIMATIONS!, GLITCHES!, OUTRAGE!, CULTURE!, SJW!, INCLUSION!, DIVERSITY!, IDEAS!, INTERESTING!, HOOK!, ATTACKING A RACE!, LENA DUNHAM!, P.C!, SNOWFLAKES!, ONLINE ATTACK!, DRINKING TEARS!, LIBTARD TEARS!, TRIGGERED!, RETARD!, SAMANTHA BEE!

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Saturday, April 1, 2017

#487 Part 1: Universal BOIs

*NOTE: The audio is a bit off in the beginning, it levels out around 16 minutes or so with some slight issues here and there. We are live from the road!



FLYING: Like all great comedians, Jim and Them regale you with stories from the airport and flying.

STEAKS: In now Jim and Them tradition, we head out for some nice steaks like the fancy men we are.

UNIVERSAL: The boys went theme parking at Universal Studios Orlando and you get to hear the first part of our tale.

VINCE MCMAHON!, DIE!, STRAIGHT TO HELL!, ORLANDO!, WHORELANDO!, ON THE ROAD!, WRESTLEMANIA!, ROBE BOIs!, FLORIDA TOM!, HAWAII TOM! JACKSONVILLE TOM!, REVIEWS!, FLYING!, AIRPORT!, SOUTHWEST!, FLIGHT!, DYING!, STOP BREATHING!, NURSE!, DYING ON AN AIRPLANE!, THE GUY FROM THE FUTURE!, ROASTING!, CAN'T FIND A SEAT!, LOST WHEY!, WHEY!, STANDING!, STEWARDESS!, STEWARD!, PAPER TOWELS!, MOTION ACTIVATED!, DOWN SYNDROME!, ANGEL!, WINGS!, UBER!, ESCALADE!, ATTITUDE!, TIP!, STEAK!, CHARLEY'S STEAKHOUSE!, NICE CUT!, PORTERHOUSE!, RIBEYE!, KANSAS CITY STRIP!, TRUFFLE BUTTER!, FRIES!, BAKED POTATO!, REAL!, PARMESAN BLACK PEPPER FRIES!, CAULIFLOWER!, RED ONIONS!, TOM!, YAMIRA!, DISCOUNT!, HOOK UP!, HARRY POTTER!, DIAGON ALLEY!, GRINGOTTS!, MUGGLES!, DETAIL!, THE MUMMY!, BRENDAN FRASER!, TRANSFORMERS!, MOTION SICK!, SIMULATOR!, JAKE!, WORRIED!, SCARED!, GAME OF THRONES!, HODOR!, JORAH!, SCREAMING!, LINES!, SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!, SOCIAL ANXIETY!, ELEVATOR!, SKIP THE LINE!, ACT AS IF!, LINES DON'T EXIST!, JURASSIC PARK!, WATER RIDE!, SPOOKED!, RAPTORS!, CRATE!, T-REX!, DROP!, WET!, DUDLEY DO RIGHT RIPSAW FALLS!, POPEYE BILGE RAT BARGES!, SOAKED!, ASIAN COUPLE!, SPRAY!, SOCIOPATH!, 10 YEAR OLD KID!, STRAIGHT FACE!, INCREDIBLE HULK COASTER!, NUTS!, SHOOTS YOU OUT!, TWIRLS!, LOOPS!, METAL GUY!, FALSE METAL!, WIGGY!, WALLET!, FIGHT!, FOOD!, JIMMY FALLON!?

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