Saturday, November 28, 2015

#423 Part 1: Sex Is A Thing That Occasionally Happens



Jake Sprague: Founding father Jake Sprague has come home to roost like so many roosters with a penny for his thoughts at the drop of a hat but is he barking up the wrong tree!?

Black Friday: It's everyone's favorite time of year, time to watch people fight over saving 50 bucks.

Star Wars, Concussion and Jessica Jones: Star Wars Verizon commercials, Will Smith wanting the truth and Mike Steel uncomfortable with sex scenes.

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NATHAN FOR YOU!, WRITER!, ORIGINAL SENTENCE!, POLITENESS!, MANNERS!, REVIEWS!, SPONSORS!, PCPCPPC!, PCP!, PC!, PC!, JAKE SPRAGUE!, RETURN!, HOLLYWOOD!, FOOD POISONING!, MOTHER!, CHINESE FOOD!, PROPOSAL!, RELATIONSHIP!, COMMON LAW!, IMPROV!, YES AND!, ENGAGEMENT!, MARRIED!, DANA!, TURNING 30!, UNEMPLOYED!, PRODUCTIVE!, DOING STUFF!, NOT AT HOME!, UCB!, HOMER J. SIMPSON!, ONION RING!, FRIENDS!, THANKSGIVING!, BLACK FRIDAY!, FIGHTS!, SCUM!, TRASH!, LINES!, PARKING LOT!, SAVAGES!, ATTACK!, WORTH TIME!, WAITING!, FREE CRUNCH WRAPS!, TACO BELL!, FREE SLURPEES!, 7/11!, DUMPSTER PIZZA!, LITTLE CAESAR'S!, EINSTEIN BAGELS!, TRASH FOOD!, BUMS!, HOMELESS!, HUNGER STRIKE!, TEMPLE OF THE DOG!, STAR WARS!, VERIZON!, CANON!, CHARACTERS!, IN MOVIE!, CHRIS HARDWICK!, CAMEO!, CHEWBACCA!, BB-8!, EMPIRE!, FIRST ORDER!, NETWORK!, ENDOR!, MOON!, MOON OF ENDOR!, FOREST!, JIMMY FALLON!, HAN SOLO!, WRENCH!, BOBA FETT!, CONCUSSION!, WILL SMITH!, NFL!, TELL THE TRUTH!, TELL THE TROOF!, CORPOREAL!, PRUDE!, JESSICA JONES!, NETFLIX!, SEX SCENES!, KILLJOY!, GOODIE TWO SHOES!, ADAM ANT!, UNCOMFORTABLE!, ANIME!, MANGA!, HENTAI!, MOUSE PAD!, AGGRESSIVE!, CRASS!, ADULT SHOW!, GAME OF THRONES!, MARVEL!, FUCK HARD!, SENPAI!, ANAL VORE!, EX GIRLFRIEND!, DON'T MISS WHAT YOU NEVER HAD!

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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

#422 Part 2: Hank Solo And Furball Smith



Nightmares: Do you grow out of nightmares? ADULT NIGHTMARES!?

Harrison Ford: Han Solo is a great grandpa, don't forget that.

Movies: We go over off screen canon and weird looking CGI heads featuring the trailer for 50 Shades of Black and Central Intelligence.

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THE END OF THE TOUR!, ALANIS!, EROTIC!, OJ SIMPSON!, STYX!, RENEGADE!, SAM WINCHESTER!, DEAN WINCHESTER!, SUPERNATURAL!, AGE!, POETRY!, GOOD CHARLOTTE!, LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS!, SPOTIFY!, POEM!, TOONS FOR GOONS!, POETRY PLAYLIST!, BATTLEFRONT!, PS4!, DREAMS!, NIGHTMARES!, OUTGROW!, ADULT!, KIDS!, HORROR!, CREEPYPASTA!, BLENDER!, BASEBALL!, FACE!, TEETH!, LOSING TEETH!, HIGH SCHOOL!, CURRENT AGE!, STRESS!, HOMEWORK!, REGRET!, GUILT!, POWERLESS!, NIGHTMARE!, SLEEP PARALYSIS!, EXPLAINING!, DOCUMENTARY!, OLD HAG!, SHADOW MAN!, STAR WARS!, OMAZE!, CHARITY!, SURPRISE!, HARRISON FORD!, HAN SOLO!, CHEWIE!, PADME!, GRANDPA!, GREAT GRANDPA!, FAKE ACTING!, OLD MAN!, HARRISON FORD IS BACK!, JJ ABRAMS!, GEORGE LUCAS!, DARTH VADER'S GRANDKIDS!, HANK SOLO!, FURBALL SMITH!, CARRIE FISCHER!, THORSON!, YOU RUINED IT!, DRUNK!, JARJAR BINKS!, CGI HEADS!, PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN!, FURIOUS 7!, PAUL WALKER!, 50 SHADES OF BLACK!, MARLON WAYANS!, SCARY MOVIE!, CUM!, DICKS!, PARODY!, CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE!, THE ROCK!, KEVIN HART!, FAT THE ROCK!, MITCH!

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Saturday, November 21, 2015

#422 Part 1: When BAE Texts You...



Jake Sprague: Jake Sprague one of the founders of this show has turned the Dirty 30, but are there people out there that have no idea who he is?

The Hunger Games and Mortality: The Hunger Games brings out the best in all of us, including facing our own inevitable mortality.

MEMES and NANOWRIMO: Mike goes over his task of attacking the National Novel Writing Month and Jim goes over the internal failure of creating a meme.

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THE END OF THE TOUR!, JERKING OFF!, PLEASURE!, SLASH!, REVIEWS!, STITCHER!, SPONSORS!, ADELE!, JAKE SPRAGUE!, BIRTHDAY!, 30!, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY!, YOUNG!, BRANDON CHANEY!, FOUNDERS!, BAND!, CREEDANCE!, JOE BERRY!, CALL!, UBER!, VACATION!, RESTAURANT!, SLACKIN!, DRUNK!, FIRST IMPRESSION!, FANCY DINNERS!, INTERNET FAMOUS!, MELT COSMETICS!, MITCH!, PATREON!, 2 DOLLAR NAME!, CORPSE FUCKER!, HUNGER GAMES!, MORTALITY!, PLUTARCH!, DEATH!, INEVITABLE!, UNKNOWN!, NO ESCAPE!, EXISTENTIALISM!, NOT AROUND!, ASK A GIRL OUT!, PSYCH UP!, OLD MAN!, REGRET!, TIME PASSED BY!, LOOKING FORWARD TO!, DIE!, CAR!, SONG!, PLAYING!, DEAD EARS!, SOCIAL MEDIA!, TWEETS!, MESSENGER!, ONLINE FRIENDS!, MOVE ON!, FUNERAL!, NOTHINGNESS!, HISTORY!, ACCEPTANCE!, STAGES OF DEATH!, LAST GENERATION!, WENT TO HELL!, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!, GENERATION!, OREGON TRAIL!, DISEASE!, FALLOUT!, ORGASMS!, HYPERGASM!, MEMES!, VINES!, WORST!, GET IN MY BELLY!, BAE!, HORNY!, WARCRAFT!, NANOWRIMO!, NOVEL!, MEMES!, MONTH OF MEMES!, MINUTE OF MEMES!, POWER HOUR!, JAKE!, WARCRAFT!, WHEN BAE TEXTS YOU SHE'S HORNY!, GRYPHON!, NEWSROOM!, TEXT!, VIDEOS!, WHOLE30!, NOVEL!, WORDS!, WRITING EXERCISE!, CHALLENGE!, 30,000!, 50,000!, FANTASY!, REALITY!, STORY!, PACING!, JAKOB BURROWS!, CALVIN AND HOBBES!, PARTNERS!, ROLE PLAYING!, EWRESTLING!, DON SHANK!, THE STUNTMAN!, HAWAII TOM!

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Wednesday, November 18, 2015

#421 Part 2: Taco Bell BJ



NEED A NEW NAME: We are still trying to figure out a name for this brand new bit but we have a request for some advice from Mike S. in Las Vegas.

Championship Belts and Uber Attacks: Why do we take Championship belts seriously? IT'S 2015! Also give the belt to the drunk guy that attacked the Uber driver.

Semen Facial: Is the goof now real!?

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MR. SHOW!, DONUTS!, TELEVISION!, TV!, KANSAS!, CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON!, LIL NARCO!, SLEEP GOD!, POETRY!, OL' DIRTY BASTARD!, DEATHDAY!, CLAMORING!, QUESTION!, HUMBLEBRAG!, TURTLE ROCK STUDIOS!, GIRL!, INVITING HERSELF!, DATES!, REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!, MOVIES!, THORSON!, GOOSEBUMPS!, DICK!, PARKING!, 50s!, SUCK YOUR DICK!, TRUCK!, PARKING LOT!, REQUEST!, RAPE!, PANTS!, UNZIP!, TACO BELL!, CUM!, URETHRA!, DRIVE THRU!, SWEEPING!, PUBLIC!, HUNGER!, RELATIONSHIP!, BIRTHDAY!, IGNORE!, ORGASM!, RASHOMON!, KUROSAWA!, FAKE RELATIONSHIP!, SITCOM!, ROMP COMP!, ROMCOM!, TRUTH!, SPINNING PLATES!, SOUNDBOARD!, ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!, PRANK!, CALLS!, JOHN KIMBLE!, CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!, TITLE!, BELT!, SILLY!, GOOFY!, BOXING!, CROWN!, WRESTLING!, MAKES NO SENSE!, TROPHIES!, STRAP!, RING!, FANTASY!, LITTLE KID!, GROUP FIGHTING!, TEAMS!, GANG UP!, UBER!, DRUNK!, TACO BELL!, SLAP!, FIGHT!, PUNCH!, HAIR PULL!, MACE!, GET OUT!, ANNOYING!, PRICK!, VIDEO!, SHOTGUN!, SLEEPING!, LAWSUIT!, PAIN AND SUFFERING!, FACIAL!, SEMEN!, BEAUTY!, PORES!, YOUTUBE!, TROLLING!, SLOP!, FACE!, TREATMENT!, DONATION!, RED CHEEKS!, OILY!, DRY!, MOISTURIZING!, MITCH!, CHECK IN!

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Saturday, November 14, 2015

#421 Part 1: Die Hard: Year One



Michael Fassbender: A discussion on the B+ Player turns into a discussion of the hunkiest hunks. Also, who has the IT FACTOR?!

God's Not Dead 2: We go over some movie trailers including Warcraft, the new Rush Hour TV show and of course God's Not Dead 2.

Die Hard Prequel: We discuss the recently announced Die Hard prequel and maybe have our own pitch for the movie.

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GAY COUPLE!, CONTEMPORARY RELATIONSHIPS!, w/BOB AND DAVID!, TIME!, THYME!, CAMPING!, STITCHER!, REVIEWS!, SPONSORS!, STEWARTSTEWARTSTEWARTSTEWARTSTEWARTSTEWART!, COMMON COLD!, AWARENESS!, TJ LAVIN!, RESPONSE!, TWITTER!, IVY!, X-GAMES!, ONLINE!, SCAMMING!, BRO!, SHOTS!, VODKA!, JANUARY!, BE A DICK!, TIME OF DEATH!, STEVE JOBS!, MICHAEL FASSBENDER!, AARON SORKIN!, BIOPIC!, X-MEN!, MAGNETO!, RECOGNIZABLE!, NOBODY!, PLAIN JANE!, JON HAMM!, ASHTON KUTCHER!, GEORGE CLOONEY!, RUGGED!, OLDER MAN!, HOLLYWOOD!, BARISTA!, VIGGO MORTENSEN!, ED HARRIS!, BOY NEXT DOOR!, DAD NEXT DOOR!, SUIT!, BUSINESS MAN!, ACTOR!, THE IT FACTOR!, DOLPH ZIGGLER!, RYAN REYNOLDS!, BIG NAME!, SELL A MOVIE!, RESUME!, WAITING!, VAN WILDER!, SAFE HOUSE!, BURIED!, DEADPOOL!, NICHE!, SCOTT PILGRIM!, WARCRAFT!, DUNCAN JONES!, DAVID BOWIE!, MOON!, SOURCE CODE!, ORCS!, CARTOON!, CGI!, SERIOUS!, DRAMA!, SCI-FI!, RUSH HOUR!, TV SHOW!, CHRIS TUCKER!, JACKIE CHAN!, CBS!, BILL LAWRENCE!, SCRUBS!, GOD'S NOT DEAD!, NEWSBOYS!, MELISSA JOAN HART!, PRAYER IN SCHOOL!, DEBATE!, GOD IS ON TRIAL!, KEVIN SORBO!, DIE HARD!, PREQUEL!, JOHN McCLANE!, YEAR ONE!, BRUCE WILLIS!, COP!, RUIN!, TEENAGER!, PARTY!, ROMP COMP!, SEX COMEDY!, HIGH SCHOOL!, BULLIES!, HAM RADIO!,

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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

#420 Part 2: Holding Hands At The Rape House



Hindsight 20/20: Mike Steele recalls a moment where he thought he was the coolest but in reality everyone was laughing at him.

Young and Dumb (Full Of Cum?): We recall some childish embarrassment from wearing pot leaf hats to our own pick up moves.

TJ Lavin: Mike tells a story about the early days of Instant Messenger and scamming girls.

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HEARTS OF DARKNESS!, POMPOUS!, FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA!, APOCALYPSE NOW!, EVERY TIME I DIE!, CHAMPING AT THE BIT!, FUCKBOY BE TELLING!, SNITCHIN'!, YUNG FUCKBOY LA SNITCH!, POETRY!, EXPERIENCE!, MY NECK!, MY BACK!, EMBARRASSING!, HINDSIGHT!, YELLOW!, GREEN!, DYED HAIR!, POP PUNK!, COOL!, TWO-FACE!, PAC SUN!, VANS STORE!, TALK TO HER!, SHE LIKES YOU!, FUCKING WITH YOU!, DOESN'T GET IT!, BALL CHAINS!, NECKLACE!, POT LEAF HAT!, MARIJUANA!, DR. DRE!, SNOOP DOGG!, THE CHRONIC!, POSER!, FAKE!, D.A.R.E!, GLAMOUR SHOTS!, MALL!, IRONIC!, SCAN!, 420!, CHOCHE!, KISSING!, GIRLFRIEND!, FRIEND!, TROLLS!, HORSE!, SAGGING PANTS!, SAGGING!, DROP!, HUGS!, GIRLS!, MIDDLE SCHOOL!, SIXTH GRADE!, APACHE!, RAPPER!, NATIVE AMERICAN!, APACHE YOU AIN'T SHIT!, KILL DA WHITE PEOPLE!, BOOK STORE!, TARGET!, COAT!, BEACH BOYS!, HOLDING HANDS AT THE RAPE HOUSE!, SCANNED TITS!, SONGS!, BLINK 182!, POETRY BOOK!, RIFFS!, LICKS!, FINAL FANTASY 3!, OPERA!, LYRICS!, TJ LAVIN!, MESSENGER!, X-GAMES!, PRETEND!, MESSAGES!, SIGNALS!, IVY!, SCAM!, TRICKS!, PIONEER!, WILD WEST!, SEX!, TWITTER!, BEAT THEM GUTS!, MITCH!

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Saturday, November 7, 2015

#420 Part 1: A Head Full Of Ghosts



Mike's Birthday: How does Mike feel about turning 30?

Jared Fogle and Ben Carson: The creepy Jared Fogle tapes have been released and Ben Carson wants everyone to believe he is a violent maniac.

A Head Full Of Ghosts: On the Patreon book club, Book Em Danno, we have been reading A Head Full OF Ghosts by Paul Tremblay and the author himself was nice enough to sit down for an interview. Check it out!

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HEARTS OF DARKNESS!, FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA!, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY!, BITCH!, SEXIST!, REVIEWS!, MODERN AGE!, MASSAGER!, OTHER FOOT!, DRIVING!, LIGHTSABER!, GUN!, HIDDEN!, BUILD!, MIKE STEELE!, 30'S!, BIRTHDAY!, GETTING OLDER!, FEELING OLDER!, STAR WARS!, TRANSITION!, BAGGAGE!, OMEGLE!, PHONE NUMBER!, MITCH!, CALLBACK!, GRANDPAS!, JARED FOGLE!, DR. PHIL!, ROCHELLE HERMAN-WALROND!, TAPES!, RECORDINGS!, PHONE CALLS!, CREEPY!, KIDS!, PEDOPHILE!, THE GLANCE!, BEDROOM EYES!, FBI!, WORLD OF HURT!, 10 YEARS!, SO LONG!, ADVICE!, TALK TO THEM!, ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER!, FUCK A BOY!, YOUNG BOY!, YOUNG GIRL!, BEN CARSON!, PEDIATRIC NEUROSURGEON!, VIOLENT!, TEMPER!, HUNTING KNIFE!, VIOLENT PAST!, POLITICS!, REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE!, HAMMERS!, ATTACK!, MOM!, RAP SONG!, CAMPAIGN!, ATTACK ADS!, GUCCI MANE!, A HEAD FULL OF GHOSTS!, BOOK CLUB!, POSSESSION!, HORROR!, RELIGION!, PAUL TREMBLAY!, WRITING!, NOVEL!, BEEFING WITH!, PICKLES!, SUGAR!, CARBS!, PASTA!, ROBERT DOWNEY JR!, SCARES!, UNDERCUT!, TRAUMA!, FAMILY!, GENRE!, BUTT SEX!, HAWAII TOM!, FBI!

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