Wednesday, March 28, 2018

#534 Part 2: Nice Face, Nice Life, NICE FUTURE



The Circle Of Life?: A teacher fed a live puppy to a snapping turtle, is this the circle of life!? Also suicidal sexual assault!?

Eating Pork?: Does the bible say that you might as well eat pork for sucking dicks? This grandma thinks so

Tales From Suburbia: Jim regales us all with some tales from the Suburban 90s! ALSO SKLEEP!

KING OF ROCK!, RECORDED IN DENMARK!, THE SOPRANOS!, JUNGLE LOVE!, STEVE MILLER BAND!, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CONTEST!, MARILYN MANSON!, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!, JAPANESE!, LANGUAGE!, HERRO!, RACIST!, GLOMP!, AUTHENTIC!, CATCHPHRASE!, DRUMROLL!, WHY BUY THE COW!? WHEN THE HOOVES IS FREE!?, 2019!, JIM THAT SPEAKS IN INTERNET ABBREVIATIONS!, ICYMI!, IRL!, QFT!, LOL!, BRB!, HEADDESK!, FACEPALM!, HEY BUB!, SUPREME SHITLORD!, TEACHER!, SICK PUPPY!, TURTLE!, HOT WATER!, BOISE!, IDAHO!, ANIMAL CRUELTY!, PETA!, CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST!, APOCALYPSE NOW!, VILLAIN!, EUTHANIZE!, PUT DOWN!, TURTLE!, EXOTIC!, DOOMED!, TAUNTON!, SWAMPS!, FROGS!, TURTLES!, ZOO!, TURTLE GALLOWS!, CHICAGO POLICE MAN!, SUICIDAL!, SEXUAL ASSAULT!, SUCKING TOES!, ORAL SEX!, BATHROOM!, HANDCUFFED!, SHAFT!, STYLISH!, CALHOUN!, FALSE FLAG!, SERPICO!, ELDERLY MOTHER!, EAT PORK!, SUCK DICK!, EAT PUSSY!, RELIGIOUS!, LARGE MARGE!, SWALLOW EJACULATION!, FLUIDS!, SPERM!, FERTILIZE!, GREYHOUND BUS!, FALLING ASLEEP!, DRIVER!, CLAP BACK!, TWEEZERS!, SPEED!, STAY AWAKE!, MOUNTAIN DEW!, LOOPER!, DALLAS!, ARIZONA!, FEDERALLY MANDATED!, SCARECROW!, LANDO!, DRIVER!, CROSS COUNTRY!, SMOKING!, SNATCHIES!, SAYINGS!, CHEW AND SCREW!, FOOT BOOT!, BACK SEAT!, CHICAGO!, BARSTOW!, MERCY!, COWBOY DINER!, HIGH PITCH!, DROP THE HAMMER!, 1,2,3 ALL PUSS!, ALL PUSS!, NICE FACE!, NICE LIFE!, NICE FUTURE!, ANNIHILATORS!, SO ANNIHILATED!, PLYMOUTH!, MR. KOUBEK!, HUTCHINSON!, SPENCER'S PIZZA!, POOR KID!, KILL YOU!, EMINEM!, HUTCHY WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!, BEAT THE BASTARD!, MADE FUN OF!, SHOW UP LATE!, NONSENSE JOBS!, RAW PEPPERS!, SNACK!, COUNT THE CHIPS!, SWEEP THE SIDEWALK!, QUARTER INCH SQUARES!, SUBS!, TRYING TO DO A FAVOR FOR YOU GUYS ALRIGHT!?, NICE FAVOR!, THE MAXX!, PEACH PIT AFTER DARK!, STEAK AND CHEESE!, CARRYING ROCKS!, BING TOWN!, ABINGTON!, SMALL TOWN!, BREAKABLES!, WHAT THE FUCK!, TV SMASH!, DOVE INTO THE BUSH!, TRIPPED!, BIG BROTHER!, OLD DUDE!, GHANAN MEME PAGE!, BOND!, SKLEEP!, YODA!, BOI I'M SKLEEP!, SKLEEP MEMES!

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Saturday, March 24, 2018

#534 Part 1: My Name Is Luka



LVL UP EXPO: We have been slacking on the information about the upcoming LVL Up Expo, where JIM AND THEM WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE!

Baby Smokes Weed: One of the saddest/funniest videos every has been unleashed on the world.

Las Vegas Shooter And More: We go over the timeline of the Las Vegas Shooter, Stephen Paddock. We also tie it in with a bucket of rocks used as defense for school shootings and look back on the MTV show Next.

RENT!, CHRISTOPHER MOLTISANTI!, SOPRANOS!, GROUND ZERO!, LOVE AND FUN AND HAPPINESS!, TWITCH!, FREE SUB!, EMOTES!, SPECIAL SOUNDS!, REVIEWS!, HOME IMPROVEMENT!, TIM THE TOOLMAN!, GRUNT!, MORE POWER!, WILSON!, BABY SLUT!, SLACKING!, LVL UP EXPO!, PANEL!, JIM AND THEM LIVE!, JIM AND THEM CON!, LAS VEGAS!, DESTINATION CITY!, TRIP!, CONVENTION!, VIDEO GAMES!, SHIP!, CHARACTERS!, WINCEST!, SEAN!, TAILS!, SAKURA!, NARUTO!, NICOLE KIDMAN!, ALYSSA MILANO!, MAY THE FOURTH!, CINCO DE MAYO!, WEEKEND!, FIESTA!, ESPORTS ARENA!, REVENGE!, WRESTLING!, BEAST THE BUTCHER!, IN RING!, PEOPLE'S ELBOW!, SAMOAN DROP!, FIESTA!, SWEDISH!, LICK A TATTOO!, SUCK A TIT!, MAN TIT!, NIPPLE!, HAIRY!, KAMRON!, WEIRDO!, MIKEY CARBS!, BABY!, SMOKING WEED!, SMOKING A BLUNT!, RIPS!, HIT!, CHOACHED!, SKLEEP!, IMPRESSIVE!, FACEBOOK INVESTIGATORS!, INTERNET SLEUTHS!, REPORT!, CRIME!, LAS VEGAS SHOOTER!, STEPHEN PADDOCK!, TIMELINE!, SECURITY FOOTAGE!, LOCAL!, NEW YORK TIMES!, GAMBLING!, HIGH ROLLER!, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!, THE OGDEN!, MANDALAY BAY!, AUSTIN BOMBER!, BUTTERFLY EFFECT!, DAREDEVIL!, IDLE HANDS!, BUCKET OF ROCKS!, DEFENSE!, SCHOOL SHOOTING!, PENNSYLVANIA!, WEAPONS!, FIGHT BACK!, 5 GALLON BUCKET!, STUDENT!, HOME ALONE!, TRAPS!, SCHOOL SHOOTING!, PUMPED UP KICKS!, LUKA!, SECOND FLOOR!, HOMER SIMPSON!, SIMPSONS!, SUZANNE VEGA!, SPRING BREAK!, JUICE!, NEXT!, MTV!, DATING SHOWS!, LOOK GOOD IN THOSE SHORTS!, GAY!, STRAIGHT!, INNUENDO!, SAUSAGE!, NOT SHY!, ASS!, BOOBS!, QUEEN!, BISEXUAL!, FAKE!, MAN CANDY!, DATE MY MOM!, ROOM RAIDERS!, NAKED!, ORGY!, FARTS!, CHEESE!, CORN!, HOT CARL!, GET LAID!

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Wednesday, March 21, 2018

#533 Part 2: TOKYO BOUND



Tokyo: Jim and Them are getting hyped for their upcoming Japan trip!

United: Speaking of travelling to Japan, we flying the airline that loves to kill pets.

Babies: Whether pretending to be a spider or being used as a weapon, babies can be used for anything.

SAN ANTONIO STATE!, ME TIME!, RIGGINS!, FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS!, LIT!, MY OWN WORST ENEMY!, HIGH ENERGY!, JEFF THE DREAMBOAT!, DIRTY SLUT!, JAPAN!, WORDS!, MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL!, STALKER!, PROGRESSIVE MOVIE CRITIC JIM!, BLACK PANTHER!, JUST OK!, SICK!, REPRESENTATION!, DIVERSITY!, BEHIND THE CAMERA!, SUCKED!, JAPAN!, TRIP!, COMING UP!, INTERNATIONAL!, HYPED!, FEEL REAL!, PASSPORT!, FLYING!, PLANS!, TOKYO DISNEYLAND!, DISNEYSEA!, LANGUAGE!, CURRENCY!, YEN!, DOLLARS!, CASTLE!, TOWER OF TERROR!, INDIANA JONES!, HAUNTED HOUSE!, MT FUJI!, TATTOOS!, FAUX PAS!, ELDERS!, YOUNGER!, BARS!, SUSHI!, FOOD!, SEAFOOD!, TRY NEW THINGS!, BULLET TRAIN!, HOSPITAL!, AMUSEMENT PARK!, CELL PHONES!, TRAIN!, BUS!, RICKSHAW!, ELO!, UNITED AIRLINES!, PET!, DOG!, OVERHEAD BIN!, PUG!, CRYING KID!, FLIGHT ATTENDANT!, PET PERSONALITY!, KILL ONE!, PICK ONE!, GREAT DANE!, SIX MONTH BABY!, SPIDER!, THROWN AGAINST THE WALL!, HEADLINE!, CLICKBAIT!, DRUGS!, HEY YOU!, HEY YOU THERE!, SOULJA BOY!, USING A BABY AS A WEAPON!, FIGHT!, SWING!, GRAB!, ATLANTA AIRPORT!, RAILING!, JUMPED!, FELL!, SMASH!, CRAZY!, DRUNK!, NEW YORK!, MANHATTAN!, HUNTER COLLEGE!, DORM!, WON'T LEAVE!, REFUSES!, LAWSUIT!, GRADUATE!, 94,000 DOLLARS!, RESIDENCE HALL!

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Sunday, March 18, 2018

#533 Part 1: 30 DOLLAR GIFT CARD!



TWITCH: We affiliates! Make sure you get on that Jim and Them Twitch Also a GIFT OF THE MAGI for our PATREON.

Speak To A Supervisor: Jim has tales of how to properly handle customer service and ALWAYS WIN

Katy Perry: Katy Perry had quite a week of murdering nuns and kissing virgins. Also Stephen Hawking and robot arms at SXSW.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS!, MOLDER OF MEN!, COACH TAYLOR!, TOO LONG!, MISSED YOU!, TWITCH!, GAMER GIRL!, NORMAL!, GAMER!, REVIEWS!, THORSON!, DESCRIPTION!, BITS!, DIGITAL CURRENCY!, LATE TO THE PARTY GAMING!, CHANCE!, PATREON!, AMAZON PRIME!, SUB!, EMOTES!, GAMER GIRLSPLAIN!, ALT RIGHT!, PATREON!, GIFT OF THE MAGI!, KIDS!, DREAM!, PLAY VIDEO GAMES!, ROUGH!, AMAZON!, 2 DAY SHIPPING!, CUSTOMER SERVICE!, CHAT SUPPORT!, PIECE OF SHIT!, GET THINGS!, FREE THINGS!, CUCK!, NO WORRIES!, ACCENT!, RECOBERRY DBDS!, DELL!, OLD PERSON!, HURTFUL!, MADE A FOOL!, 30 DOLLAR GIFT CARD!, UPS!, 3 DAY!, DOMAIN!, SALES CALLS!, WOKESTMEMESHOW!, TELEMARKETERS!, SUICIDE HOTLINE!, KATY PERRY!, CONVENT!, NUN!, DEATH!, COURT!, LAND!, MANSION!, LOS ANGELES!, BITS!, SUE!, STEPHEN HAWKING!, SEX!, DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!, BEAT UP!, BRUISES!, ABUSER!, SXSW!, AUSTIN!, ROBOTIC ARM!, CHARGING!, VIRAL!, READY PLAYER ONE!, AMERICAN IDOL!, KISS!, VIRGIN!, FIRST KISS!, AZIZ ANSARI!, HOT OLDER GUY!, OJ SIMPSON!, CONFESSION!, CHARLIE!, MURDER!, FOX!, KNIFE!, STAB!, STORY!, HYPOTHETICAL!, STUFF!, BLOOD!

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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

#532 Part 2: The Rachel Divide



Twitch Aspy: Watching people freak out on Twitch never gets old, and seeing them play it up for donations is even WORSE/BETTER!?

The Rachel Divide: We go over the trailer for the upcoming Rachel Dolezal documentary and also cover trailers for The Book Club, Uncle Drew and Breaking In

Cringe: Can John Cena save Jimmy Fallon from cringe? Did RuPaul Apologize enought and is that little kid a baby!?

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS!, RIGGS RADIO!, CUTE!, JESUS!, BARRY WHITE!, MY FIRST MY LAST MY EVERYTHING!, HALF TANK HALF HEALER!, CLERIC!, JAPANESE!, THANK YOU!, SKILL LIST!, BARD!, CHEAT ZONE!, YOUTUBE!, MONSTER HUNTER!, JERRY!, AUNTIE JIM!, FACEBOOK!, NOTIFICATIONS!, SHARES!, ARTICLES!, OBAMA!, ANTICHRIST!, TRUMP!, TWITCH!, WORLD OF WARCRAFT!, GET OUT!, EVICTION!, FREAK OUT!, NERD!, PVP!, IMPORTANT!, ARENA MODE!, POWER!, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH!, DOUBLE RAID!, DONATIONS!, COONHEAD!, MONEY!, CREATE CONTENT!, RIPPED!, ERRATIC!, LAURIE!, RACHEL DOLEZAL!, NETFLIX!, DOCUMENTARY!, TRAILER!, KIDS!, SYMPATHY!, HATEABLE!, SON!, AHEAD OF HER TIME!, TRANSRACIAL!, THE BOOK CLUBE!, 50 SHADES OF GREY!, OLD LADIES!, MURPHY BROWN!, DIANE KEATON!, CRAIG T. NELSON!, RICHARD DREYFUSS!, KYRIE IRVING!, SHAQUILLE O'NEAL!, OLD MAN!, UNCLE DREW!, STRAIGHT!, BABY!, PASTOR!, GABRIELLE UNION!, KIDNAP!, HALLE BERRY!, SAVE KIDS!, BLACK WOMEN!, FIGHTING FOR THEIR KIDS!, GENRE!, BREAKING IN!, JENNIFER LOPEZ!, FAVORITE MOVIE!, JACK!, ENOUGH!, THE CELL!, RUPAUL!, COMMENTS!, TRANS FLAG!, TRAINS FLAG!, TRANSGENDER!, APOLOGY!, MYQ KAPLAN!, TWEETS!, INSPIRATIONAL!, MURDER!, KILL!, STINKS!, TWITTER!, JOHN CENA!, JIMMY FALLON!, CRINGE!, EW!, CHARACTER!, REVERENCE!, DUMB GIRL!, META!, OJ!, IF I DID IT!, FOX!, CONFESSION!, AMERICAN IDOL!, NOT A BABY!, MIDGET!, BIGGIE BIGGIE!, HEAVY HEAVY!, I AM A MAN!

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Saturday, March 10, 2018

#532 Part 1: Gotta Get To Church On Time



TWITCH: We on TWITCH! Head on over and give a follow and make it a part of your routine!

OSCARS: We fresh off this year's Academy Awards and the only interesting story is the crazy guy that tried to steal Frances McDormand's Oscar. Let's fall into the pits of hell that is his Youtube channel.

Shkreli: Mike has updates on his own arrest warrants and then we get an update on Martin Shkreli's prison sentencing.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS!, RIGGS RADIO!, REVIEWS!, WE BACK!, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY!, MIKE!, CAR!, BOY PUSSY!, BUSSY!, DOODOO PUSS!, SLANG!, GAY!, TWITCH!, TALK SHOW!, DONATIONS!, BALLS!, BALLSACK!, HELL YEAH!, OSCARS!, ILLEGAL!, EDGELORD!, TROLL!, MEMELORD!, EDGY!, ALEX JONES!, SCREAMING!, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD!, CHEAT!, SCOOBY DOO!, RICK AND MORTY!, FAMILY GUY!, OSCARS!, TERRY BRYANT!, FRANCES MCDORMAND!, STOLEN!, SOCIAL MEDIA!, DJ MATARI!, HELL!, REMIX!, PRODUCING!, MUSIC!, AWARD!, SAG!, JEWISH!, RABBI!, GARY OLDMAN!, DARKEST HOUR!, WINSTON CHURCHILL!, HISTORY!, FELONY!, 3 YEARS!, CASTING!, GOTTA GET TO CHURCH ON TIME!, CRAZY!, VANITY FAIR!, KIMMEL PARTY!, REAL TALK!, TALKING POLITICS!, TIM AND ERIC!, ERIC ANDRE!, JEW FOR JESUS!, GOODWILL AMBASSADOR!, STOLEN CAR!, WARRANTS!, TICKETS!, FINE!, NO INSURANCE!, NO CONTEST!, MUNICIPAL COURT!, FAN!, DONATIONS!, MARTIN SHKRELI!, SENTENCING!, JAIL!, CRYING!, HARAMBE!, JONAH HILL!, LENA DUNHAM!, AMY SCHUMER!, HACK SHIT!, FUNNY!, WU TANG!, BILL MURRAY!, JIMMY EAT WORLD!, WILLARD!, IDEA!, MEMEING!, JEFF!, BLANKET!, HENAI!, KINGDOM HEARTS!, MICKEY!, AQUA!, FAN SERVICE!, 2018!, SOYBOY!, SOYGOYLE!, JEWISH!, GARGOYLE!, GOOFY!, SEXUAL HARASSMENT!, FORMAL COMPLAINT!, WORKPLACE!, SLAYTANIC JIM!, MR LIMPY!, FLESHLIGHT!

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