Friday, November 30, 2018

2018 Beach Party!



It's that time of year! The Annual When November 30th Is On A Friday Jim and Them Beach Party! What you forgot already!? 2012 wasn't that long ago, so bust out the swim trunks and the volley ball because we going to the beach!

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Tuesday, November 27, 2018

#564 Part 2: The Incredible Sentinelese



The Sentinelese: Christmas came early this year for everyone celebrating this guy's death.

Jeff V Video Games: Jeff is still struggling with his PS4 purchase and isn't feeling video games. Can we talk him into it?

Birthday Fires: The combo of candles with silly string or helium balloons equal lots of fun and people on fire.

BIG DADDY!, I HATE MY FATHER!, KISS!, I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU!, MORMONS!, SODA!, JACK MORMON!, TRANS TRANS SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA!, PARODY!, THE CARAVAN CAN!, IMMIGRANTS!, ARROWS!, HAPPY!, HAPPY HE DIED!, SENTINELESE!, UNTOUCHED TRIBE!, INDIA!, JOHN CHAU!, MISSIONARY!, ARROWS!, LIT UP!, DEAD!, JESUS!, ANDROID!, IPHONE!, ASIAN!, SCHADENFREUDE!, SOCIAL MEDIA!, SOYBOY!, CONVERT!, FAMILY!, AMERICAN GODS!, PEETA!, HUNGER GAMES!, GAMESTOP!, TRASHED!, FALLOUT 76!, VIRAL!, TIMELINE!, BACK STORY!, RETURN AN OPEN GAME!, PS4!, SPIDER-MAN!, YAKUZA!, RED DEAD REDEMPTION!, SIDE QUESTS!, ARTHUR!, DUTCH!, MARY JANE!, PIGEONS!, FOR SALE!, ELECTRIC CHAIR!, HANGING!, PUBLIC EXECUTION!, FRANKENSTEIN!, MAD SCIENTIST!, ROCKSTAR!, POKEMON!, DO THE BIT!, UNRAVEL!, SPORTS' GAMES!, GARMO!, NHL!, CALL OF DUTY!, SMASH BROTHERS!, MELEE!, SWITCH!, NINTENDO!, MARIO KART!, SCHOOL!, GRADE MY WORK!, LOSE MY WORK!, CLASS CLOWN!, BOONK GANG!, SOCIAL MEDIA!, CLOUT!, YELL AT THE TEACHER!, THREATEN!, SCHOOL!, MATH!, APP!, ESSAYS!, BOOKS!, READING!, SURPRISE PARTY!, ARABS!, SILLY STRING!, FLARE!, FIRE!, ON FIRE!, BIRTHDAY FIRES!, BIRTHDAY CAKE MISTAKES!, HELIUM!, SPARKLERS!, FAIL VIDEOS!, BIRTHDAY FAIL!

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Sunday, November 25, 2018

#564 Part 1: Oedipiss (Tots Turnt)



Black Friday: Yet another Black Friday has come and gone and the deals and the shootings are aplenty.

Tots Turnt: It's that time of year, where we take some time out and open up our hearts and wallets to get some less fortunate children TURNT THE FUCK UP FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

Horny Songs: Jeff is off the weed and horny, so we dancing and playing horny tracks FOR THE TOTS YA'LL!

YOO HOO!, SMOKING DOPE!, RUMPLESTILTSKIN!, BIG DADDY!, PATREON!, NOT FREE!, ITUNES!, REVIEW!, DROID!, BLACK FRIDAY!, GREEN FRIDAY!, RETAIL!, RACISM!, SALES!, DEALS!, LINING UP!, WAR ON BLACK FRIDAY!, CYBER MONDAY!, AMAZON!, DUMB!, SHOOTING!, SHADY!, ALABAMA!, VICTIMS!, THEY SHOOTING IN THIS HO!, FIREMAN PUPPET!, ETHNIC DAD FIREMAN!, FLASH DEALS!, LOWES!, TIMBER!, LUMBER!, PRIMED!, PIT BULL!, STOPPED SMOKING WEED!, PISS!, OEDIPISS, LASAGNA!, LIL WAYNE!, BUM!, TOTS TURNT!, TOY DRIVE!, RAISE MONEY!, DONATE!, TOYS R US!, SHOPPING CARTS!, ADOPT A FAMILY!, KRUMPING!, SELF CHECKOUT!, BEARD CREAM!, STEALING!, SANDWICHES!, HARD IN DA PAINT!, WAKA FLOCKA!, THANKSGIVING!, FOOD POISONING!, BOBBY SHMURDA!, MCDONALDS!, MCDOUBLES!, THROWING UP!, SLEEPING!, CAN'T EAT!, 70%!, DEVILED EGGS!, SNEEZED!, TURKEY DADDY!, ROSS!, FRIENDS!, TURKEY SANDWICH!, FLOSSIN DANCE!, BACKPACK KID!, GIN BLOSSOMS!, TIL I HEAR IT FROM YOU!, MATH IS CRAZY!, LOOK COOL!?, PORN!, OLDER AND FATTER!, POINT OF VIEW!, SISTER!, KNOWN TO FUCK!, GETTING HARD HARD HARD!, HORNY SONGS!, THONG SONG!, SISQO!, PUSH IT!, SALT N PEPA!, SHOOP!, THONG SONG 2017!, OLD MAN SISQO!, NO DOUBT!, HELLA GOOD!, LAP DANCE!, WET THE BED!, LUDACRIS!, CHRIS BROWN!, EMINEM!, SUPERMAN!, MARRY THE PUSSY!, R KELLY!, PLIES!, VANESSA HUDGENS!, THE PRINCESS SWITCH!

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Wednesday, November 21, 2018

#563 Part 2: BeyBlades



Red Table: We are checking back in with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith and their sham of a marriage/family/relationship.

Lil Blurry: Is it still cultural appropriation if Lil Boosie signed this white kid and is getting money off of it.

Beyblades: Lil Blurry drops the Beyblade reference which leads us down quite a path that has JAKE SPRAGUE AT THE END OF IT.

DO WHAT WE'RE TOLD!, FUCK THAT!, CAPTAIN FANTASTIC!, BOB SEGER!, ROCK AND ROLL NEVER FORGETS!, DRUNK GIRL!, RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 DUTCH JIM!, ONE MORE JOB!, THE MONEY!, BAD LEADER!, PLAY BOTH SIDES!, HORSE!, BRUSH!, WILL SMITH!, JADA PINKETT SMITH!, WILLOW SMITH!, RED TABLE!, FACEBOOK WATCH!, RELATIONSHIP!, TRUE LOVE!, MARRIAGE!, CRIED 45 DAYS STRAIGHT!, MISERABLE!, JADEN SMITH!, TYLER THE CREATOR!, BOYFRIEND!, BOTTOM!, TOP!, 40th BIRTHDAY!, PARTY!, EGO!, PWNED!, SCIENTOLOGY!, COCONUT MILK!, HIGH FIVE!, FIST BUMP!, SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH!, UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!, 10 DAYS!, ADVENTURE!, CHRISTMAS!, SAME SONGS!, LIL BLURRY!, MATTYBRAPS!, BOOSIE!, NOW I'VE MADE IT!, BAD!, DRIPPIN!, INTERVIEW!, PODCAST!, PERSIAN!, CAMELS!, FADE!, RACIST!, TRIPPING!, FLOATING!, DRUGS!, LITTLE KID!, SPRITE!, BEYBLADES!, ANIME!, BATTLES!, NERD!, MILLIONS!, VIEWS!, GALAXY PEGASUS!, RAY STRIKER!, GO SHOOT!, ANIME!, BASEBALL!, KRISTINATSU!, JIM-KUN!, TRUE ANIME!, TRASH!, VOICEMAIL!, MIKE!, JEFF!, JAKE!, CHAD!, TOYS!, BABY!, FATHER TO BE!, DULA!, TULLY!, WATER BIRTH!, NURSE!, DAUGHTER!

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Sunday, November 18, 2018

#563 Part 1: Nekkid As Fuck



Pokemon: A new game has been released and a new live action movie trailer with Ryan Reynolds and Jim is still clueless!

Hot Takes: It's the JK Show and we got some hot takes, from Stan Lee's death to God's opinion on California. Also some revenge tactics from Jim on the gig economy.

The Natureboy: Not Ric Flair, but cult leader Eligio Bishop dropping knowledge on having sex in front of your kids.

NOAM CHOMSKY'S BIRTHDAY!, CAPTAIN FANTASTIC!, TWITCH!, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!?, UNBANNED!, HEROES!, CHAPO TRAP HOUSE!, REVIEWS!, THE JK SHOW!, NO JEFF!, NO MIKE!, STAN LEE!, PROTESTING!, RACIST!, BIGOT!, HOMOPHOBE!, MISOGYNIST!, WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH!, POKEMON!, POKENMON LET'S GO!, SWITCH!, MOBILE GAMES!, ANTI VAXXER!, POKEMON YELLOW!, CATCH!, BATTLE!, LAME AS FUCK!, NOSTALGIA!, SIMPLE!, ENTRY LEVEL!, LITTLE KID!, FOR DUMMIES!, DETECTIVE PIKACHU!, GREMLINS!, A BOY AND HIS PET!, A GIRL AND HER ROBOT!, ADVENTURE!, ALIEN!, FURRY!, JIGGLY PUFF!, ANIMATION!, PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS!, BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED!, COCOON!, SEAN!, MITCH!, STAN LEE!, NORMIE!, OLD MAN!, EVERYONE SHOULD MAKE IT TO 100!, ASSEMBLYMAN!, DEBATE!, LIVE TO 100!, RAPISTS!, FANTASTIC FOUR!, BLACK PANTHER!, EDGY!, HOT TAKES!, GOD HATES CALIFORNIA!, HOT HOT HOT!, BUSTER POINDEXTER!, GERARD BUTLER!, OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN!, ISRAEL!, MILEY CYRUS!, MALIBU!, KANYE!, KIM KARDASHIAN!, CAPITALISM!, PRIVATE FIREMEN!, CALIFORNIA!, DIRECTIONS!, 101!, NORTH LAS VEGAS!, WILD WEST!, EXOTIC ANIMALS!, COWBOYS!, VAMPIRES!, FOOD DELIVERY!, NO TIP!, COLD FOOD!, LITTER!, TRASH!, SPIT!, CAR!, HANDLE!, REDISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH!, DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM!, DRINK!, MOSTLY ICE!, HALF FULL!, REGISTER TO VOTE!, VOTING!, ELECTIONS!, MIDTERMS!, JIMMY VEGA!, MIDDLE SCHOOL!, AUTOMATIC REGISTRATION!, PROP VOTES!, TAMPONS!, VOTING IS DUMB!, UNOPPOSED!, CUBAN!, WHITE DRINK!, JIMMY KIMMEL!, NATUREBOY!, CULT!, SUS!, ELIGIO BISHOP!, CHILDREN!, SON!, NAKED!, NEKKID!, SEX IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS!, WOMBMAN!, WHITE SUPREMACY!, BLACK SUPREMACY!, ASTROLOGY!, ASHAMED OF YOUR BODY!, CUM!, COSTA RICA!, NEWFOUNDLAND!, THE 70S!, WOMEN'S RIGHTS!

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Thursday, November 15, 2018

#562 Part 2: The Cockroaches Of The Internet



Youtube: Hot off having our Twitch taken away, Jim and Them are back on Youtube because we just won't go away!.

Teacher Beats Up Student: And that teacher is all of us, and he has done us a great service by beating up this kid. Also kid kills his mother and has some ride or die friends to help him with the body.

Snoop Dogg: Damn this guy is a rebel! He's smoking weed NEAR the White House! Also we just telling jokes again, WHAT IS THE PUNCHLINE!?

BIG MOMENTS!, WHISTLER!, BUFFY!, RUSH!, SPIRIT OF THE RADIO!, BABY SHARK!, MAWK RUFFAWO!, FRACKING!, ASSTERPIECE THEATER!, SISTER STREET FIGHTER!, DUTCH FROM RED DEAD REDEMPTION JIM!, ARTHUR!, MONEY!, ONE MORE JOB!, COCKROACHES OF THE INTERNET!, CHER AND COCKROACHES!, YOUTUBE!, TWITCH!, CHRONIC!, WON'T HANG UP!, CHANNELS!, LIVESTREAM!, STICKAM!, TALKSHOE!, SNAPCHAT!, PIZZA!, TONY AND MOLLY!, MY TEENS!, ROASTING!, BOSS!, OLD MOTHERFUCKERS!, SPIDERS!, MOUTH!, SKA!, REPLACEMENTS!, INTERRUPTERS!, VAMPING!, TEACHER!, STUDENT!, PUNCH!, ATTACK!, BEAT UP!, MUSIC TEACHER!, HAMMER FISTS!, DORKY WHITE GUY!, TALKING SHIT!, SCHOOL!, HAYMAKERS!, GOFUNDME!, MR. RILEY!, FINDER'S FEE!, DONATIONS!, ASSAULT!, MOM!, RIDE OR DIE!, MURDER!, STRANGLE!, SNITCH!, GUILT!, 15 YEAR OLD!, SHERIFF!, SADDEST!, 2 FRIENDS!, CLUMSY PELICAN!, CHIEF!, THIS AIN'T IT!, SNOOP DOGG!, BLUNT!, NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE!, REBEL!, KING OF THE TEENS!, VOTING!, ELECTION!, FUCK THE PRESIDENT!, NERDY!, ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!, DRIVING ME NUTS!, PIRATE!, STEERING WHEEL!, STREET JOKES!, COMEDY CENTRAL!, DRIVE A BOAT!, CHIEF!, REDDIT!, DONKEY!, HEE HAW!, DONKEY BOY!, JACKASS!, WALK INTO A BAR!, DOG'S DICK!, LONG WINDED!, SHELTER!, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING!

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Saturday, November 10, 2018

#562 Part 1: The Jimmy Fallon Fan Club



Win Or Lose: From Chapo Trap House's Patreon to Jeff WINNING or LOSING on Twitter. This is QUITE an intro!

King Of Emo: From Papa John to Lil Aaron, who is the true KING OF EMO!?

Chronic: It begins as we get "raided" by a guy that can even play along with a bit. THE PLOT THICKENS.

WHAT WOULD BUFFY DO!?, BUFFY!, AMERICA!, BITS!, TWITCH!, CHAPO TRAP HOUSE!, TWITTER!, ALCOHOL!, DRINKING GAME!, ELECTION NIGHT!, THE 400!, DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST!, PATREON!, HIGHEST VALUE!, OWNED!, WIN!, LOST!, INTERNET RESPONSE!, LATINX!, HARDCORE!, HEADLINE!, WHY YOU MAD!?, DO YOU HAVE PEOPLE AROUND YOU!?, BIGGER PERSON!, PHIL DEFRANCO!, FRED!, ANNOYING ORANGE!, REVIEWS!, PODCAST!, FREE!, WHERE ARE YOUR REVIEWS AT!, BITS!, HENTAI GAME!, PRERELEASE!, PRE ALPHA!, FEMINIST FREQUENCY!, THE BEATLES!, DERAY!, PIONEERS!, SOCIAL JUSTICE!, PETE BEST!, SHAUN KING!, PAPA JOHN'S!, I'M SORRY!, PEOPLE OF COLOR!, DO BETTER!, PIZZA!, DONATION!, N-WORD!, CHRISSY TEIGEN!, THOUGHT!, TODD SOLONDZ!, HAPPINESS!, WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE!, STORYTELLING!, NEVE CAMPBELL!, SKYSCRAPER!, THE ROCK!, CHRISTINA RICCI!, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!, MARILYN MANSON!, NINE INCH NAILS!, AESTHETIC!, KING OF EMO!, LIL AARON!, MY TEENAGERS!, DRUGS!, NEW GENERATION!, POST MALONE!, PEEP!, DOPE!, HORSEHEAD!, 3OH!3!, KING OF CRUST PUNK!, TONY HAWK!, RACE WAR!, MAX LANDIS!, 90S KID!, 90S BABY!, 80S BABY!, CHRONIC!, TRUMPKIN!, VOLDEMORT!, NPCS AND THEM!, JIMMY FALLON!, DIAPERS J. BIGOT!, LIBTARD!, SNOWFLAKE!, SKYPE RINGER BANGER!, EDGELORDS!, LGBTQ!, FORTNITE!, GAMERS!, FANCLUB!, DOXXING!, JEWS!, TROLLING!, RAID!, UNREASONABLE!, GREEN SCREEN!, DUEL!, CHOACH!, SOL ROSENBERG!, JERKY BOYS!, AUTISTIC!, JEFF FREAKOUT!, RETARDED!, FREAKOUT!, GOT HIM!, HOLOCAUST!, RAGE QUIT!, BEARDED LADY!, SOUTHERN!, BARCROFT!, IMPROV!, YES AND!, DO A BIT!, PRESS CONFERENCE!, ANSWER THE PHONE!, WE WON!, OR DID WE!?, RIP TWITCH!

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Wednesday, November 7, 2018

#561 Part 2: This Guy Jeff



Red Dead Redemption 2: Jim and Jeff are buzzed, but that doesn't stop them from having a great conversation about Red Dead Redemption 2.

The Boy Blue: We went over in part 1 how The Boy Blue paid out Jeff, but lets get into some of his videos to record his reaction.

STUPID FOREVER!, SOPRANOS!, ALKALINE TRIO!, BLOODIED UP!, DARK PLACE!, BOOZE AND DEATH!, CHARITABLE JIM!, MAX MURDER!, RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2!, GIFT!, PS4!, GETTING TOTS TURNT!, THE CUSP!, SEASON!, TIS THE SEASON!, KEVIN SCAMPOLI!, CHRISTMAS!, HOLIDAYS!, SLOG!, NIGHTMARE!, EXPERIENCE!, ALMOST FUN!, CREW!, IMMERSION!, WESTERN!, COUNTRY!, CARE ABOUT YOUR GANG!, FUTURE!, NEXT GEN!, DETAILED!, ARTHUR!, JOHN!, DUTCH!, CAMP MONEY!, SHARE!, HIDDEN!, JOHN MARSTON!, JACK MARSTON!, FATHER!, STARS!, WANTED!, POLICE!, CHASE!, MOMENTUM!, VIBE!, SPIDER-MAN!, CHORES!, REALISM!, STORY!, ACHIEVEMENTS!, CINEMATIC!, BUTTERCUP!, THE BOY BLUE!, FRED SPEIZIO!, VLOGS!, DRINKING!, POLL!, WIN 20 DOLLARS!, PAYMENT!, STAR STRUCK!, THIS GUY JEFF!, FEARLESS FRED FURY!, INSANE CLOWN POSSE!, JOKER'S CARD!, NEW ALBUM!, NEW CONTEST!, DIABLO!, BATHROOM BREAK!, PHIL BATES!, WARCRAFT!, PISS!, CALL IN!, KRISTIN!, TRAVELLING!, EAST COAST!, BOSTON!, BANDWIDTH!, BUYING GIGS!, DATA COST!, QUIT DRINKING!, HELP!, MEDS!, STOP TALKING!, START DOING!, AA!, DONNIE DARKO!, DIRECTOR'S CUT!, REAL CUT!, REQUIEM OF A DREAM!, SOULJA BOY!, CRANK DAT!, DONATIONS!, SHOUT OUTS!, MEMES!, JUGGALOS!, BECOME ADMIN!, BIGGEST FAN!, TEN DOLLARS!, SMOKES!, CIGAR!, VIGO VIDEO!, UNDERGROUND!, DOWN FOR LIFE!

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Sunday, November 4, 2018

#561 Part 1: Banned From Television



Dirty Thirty: Mike and Kristin are away so Jim and Jeff will play, DIRTY THIRTY!

The Boy Blue: Did your boy come through for Jeff in the Facebook poll? Could your Boy Blue give 20 dollars to someone else!?

Death Videos: We've had a few drinks, we've shit on wrestling so we watch a video of a guy driving a bus off a bridge and keep going down the path of EXTREME VIDEOS!

WHAT'S 0530?, O THING!, THE SOPRANOS!, RIGHT STUFF WITH JIM AND JEFF!, NO MIKE!, NO KRISTIN!, TWITCH!, STITCHER!, WHO'S READY FOR FALL!, I AM SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME ON MY BIRTHDAY DEATHBED!, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS!, SEVEN MARY THREE!, CUMBERSOME!, 90S!, HUNGER STRIKE!, DIRTY THIRTY!, MUDVAYNE!, DIG!, CRUNCH!, PROTEST!, TUBES TIED!, BLIZZCON!, FRIDAY THE 13TH!, PS4!, KARAOKE BANGER!, EDDIE VEDDER!, HUNGER STRIKE!, TEMPLE OF THE DOG!, CHRIS CORNELL!, THAT HAPPENED!, SHOTS SHOTS!, 20 DOLLARS!, THE BOY BLUE!, CONTEST!, FRED SPEIZIO!, THE BOY BLUE DEMON!, PAYPAL!, CAME THROUGH!, DONATIONS!, BEGGING!, POLL!, DISABILITY!, WELFARE!, EDGELORD!, BUY CRACK!, BJ FROM A HOOKER!, MEMES!, WWE!, CROWN JEWEL!, SAUDI ARABIA!, PPV!, HULK HOGAN!, SHANE MCMAHON!, WRESTLING!, CONTROVERSY!, BRUCE PRICHARD!, JIM CORNETTE!, SOUTHERN ANT SAUNDERS!, ATTITUDE ERA!, RIC FLAIR!, BROCK LESNAR!, ROMAN REIGNS!, LEUKEMIA!, GET OVER!, SYMPATHY!, JOHN CENA!, DANIEL BRYAN!, MULLET!, LOST BOYS!, STYLE!, RAT TAIL!, BUS CRASH!, DRIVE OFF A BRIDGE!, BUS DRIVER FIGHT!, SLOW MOTION!, ON PURPOSE!?, SWERVING!, MACHO VIDEO!, NO GORE!, EXPLOSIONS!, JIHAD FAILS!, R/WATCHPEOPLEDIE!, DEATH VIDEOS!, CLIFF!, MOPED!, UNDER A BUS!, RIPPED IN HALF!, GOD'S NOT DEAD!, NEWSBOYS!, FORKLIFT!, RUN OVER WOMAN!, READ DEAD 2!, A CHORE!, DULL!, RAPIST STONED!, BUNGEE JUMP FAIL!, OLD MAN SEX HEART ATTACK!, DROWNING!, LOG!, CURRENT!, FILMING!, IT'S SO HARD TO SAY GOODBYE TO YESTERDAY!

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