Wednesday, August 31, 2016

#457 Part 2: Cynical Boys (It's A Knife)



Sandy Hook Truthers: A local Las Vegas man was arrested for his threat conspiracy theories which leads us down a path of Sandy Hook truthers.

Shkreli Mourns Harambe: Martin Shkreli brings Harambe memes to the news.

Fourth Grade: We are inspired by some positivity for a change, the hope and promise of a new school year for a teacher and a fourth grader! But we also can't help have our own point of view. Also a real life baby man

GRASSHOPPER!, DJ!, THE GET DOWN!, GUM!, SWALLOW!, DANKYLEG420!, GAY!, GET THESE LIPS!, POETRY!, THE HOT STEPPER!, SECOND AMENDMENT!, GUNS!, YOUTUBE!, THREATS!, SANDY HOOK TRUTHER!, LAS VEGAS!, ARRESTED!, MASS SHOOTING!, FAGGOTS!, CONSPIRACY THEORIST!, ANGELS AND DEMONS!, INFOWARS!, DINOSAURS!, ILLUMINATI!, HOAX!, CRISIS ACTORS!, DARK HAIRED WHITE GIRL!, ROBBIE PARKER!, GET INTO CHARACTER!, ACTORS!, ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!, NEWTON!, TRAGEDY!, TEACHER!, BUS DRIVER!, HARAMBE!, MEMES!, MARTIN SHKRELI!, CBS NEWS!, SHKRAMBE!, SHKRELIACS!, MEMIN!, MEMING!, CINCINNATI ZOO!, FANS!, LIVING MEME!, KPAN!, DRUGS!, STOP MEMIN!, MONSTERS!, TRAGEDY!, TEACHER!, FOURTH GRADE!, CYNICAL BOYS!, MR. REED!, CHICAGO!, CHIEF KEEF!, POSITIVITY!, PROMISE!, RAP SONG!, FIRST YEAR!, ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!, SCHOOL BOARD!, 21 SAVAGE!, IT'S A KNIFE!, TATTOO!, KID EXCITED TO GO TO SCHOOL!, CUTE KID!, HEARTWARMING!, HAPPY!, CUTE!, BEST KID!, CUCK!, INVENTOR!, SCIENCE!, MATH!, BABY!, 22 YEAR OLD!, I'M NOT A BABY!, BABYMAN!, CLARO!, LOOK AT MY URRHHH!, NOT A FUCKING BABY!

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Saturday, August 27, 2016

#457 Part 1:They Call Me The King Of The South



Jim and Tom: I almost forgot that we put out the mission to add some reviews to Onstage With Jim and Tom and you guys did not disappoint!

911 BOYZ in AUGUST: Jim is hot off his yearly trip with Jake Sprague and the Burgerwolf. This year we went to Smash Vegas.

Summerslam and The Miz: We quickly go over Summerslam and some of the backstage drama and the promo the Miz dropped on Talking Smack.

SPINNING RECORDS!, MUSIC!, THE GET DOWN!, LONG DAY!, GAVE UP!, MATH FALLOUT!, EXILED!, FEEL THE BERN!, FREE!, REVIEWS!, ONSTAGE WITH JIM AND TOM!, STITCHER!, INTRO!, SONG!, POKEMON WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!, POCKET MONSTERS!, FINALS!, SAN FRANCISCO!, POKEMON CARDS!, DECK!, ACID!, TRIPPING!, SUPERMARKET!, SHOPPING!, VISUALS!, 12 HOURS!, FEAR!, SHROOMS!, NASHVILLE!, NASH VEGAS!, SMASH VEGAS!, CASH VEGAS!, GRAND OLE OPRY!, JAKE SPRAGUE!, BURGERWOLF!, BONEWOLF!, MASTER'S DEGREE!, LIMO!, TOUR!, HEE HAW!, THE FIVE POINTS!, EAST NASHVILLE!, HIPSTERS!, 3 CROWS BAR!, DANIEL GURZA!, DOWNTOWN!, BROADWAY!, HOT CHICKEN!, SPICY!, JOHNNY CASH MUSEUM!, COUNTRY MUSIC!, MUSIC CITY!, HICK CHICK PUB CRAWL!, DRINKING!, COMEDY! COMEDIAN!, PRINTER'S ALLEY!, MEDICAL INSURANCE!, SHOULDY SHOULDS!, MIDTOWN!, BARCADE!, JAKE PERRONE!, RULES!, DRINKING RULES!, THEY CALL ME THE KING OF THE SOUTH!, I LIKE TO DRINK!, I LIKE APPLE PHONES AND APPLE ACCESSORIES THAT WORK WITH MY PHONE!, OLYMPICS!, ARGUMENT!, BULLSHIT!, FIVE POINT PIZZA!, UBER RIDE!, CONSPIRACY THEORIES!, OBAMA!, MUSLIM!, CLUB!, BUMPIN'!, 3 FOR 1!, 5 FOR 1!, TITANS!, PANTHERS!, NFL!, PONCHOS!, RAIN!, SOAKED!, STORM OFF!, WILL THEY WON'T THEY!, WET CLOTHES!, WWE!, SUMMERSLAM!, BROCK LESNAR!, RANDY ORTON!, BLOODIED!, BUSTED OPEN!, CHRIS JERICHO!, BACKSTAGE!, FIGHT!, KISS ME OR PUNCH ME!, THE MIZ!, TALKING SMACK!, PROMO!, REAL!, WORK!, WORKED SHOOT!, MARK!, DANIEL BRYAN!

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Wednesday, August 17, 2016

#456 Part 2: Math Shmath (Team Jeff)



DEALS OFF!?: Is Mike backing out of the deal of just walking through a simple haunted house? Is Jim off the hook for The Big Shot?

Question 2: We get into the upcoming local vote for Las Vegas, voting on some weed legalization.

Incestuous: We react to a story about a mother and son in love and completely fail at math.

SPACE COP!, DARK TIME!, UV RAYS!, MARS ARGO!, USING YOU!, FAM!, SAFE SPACE!, PIT!, POETRY!, EVENFLOW!, COWARD!, BACK OUT!, DEAL!, HAUNTED HOUSE!, THE BIG SHOT!, COASTER!, STRATOSPHERE!, THRILL RIDE!, ANTICIPATION!, SHOOT UP!, TOWER OF TERROR!, POV!, RIDE VIDEOS!, FREAKLING BROTHERS!, LAS VEGAS!, TRILOGY OF TERROR!, RATED R!, GATES OF HELL!, WAIVER!, SENSORY OVERLOAD!, SCARE ZONES!, UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!, HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS!, WALKTHROUGH!, SHOCK!, INSIDIOUS!, LAS VEGAS!, VOTE!, QUESTION 2!, MARIJUANA!, WEED!, 1 OUNCE!, REGISTER!, YES!, GET OUT AND VOTE!, BATH WATER!, FIREWATER!, HARAMBE!, MICHAEL PHELPS!, CHOUCHING!, SWIMMING!, GOLD MEDALS!, DRIVING IMPAIRED!, NOAH BRENNAN!, TEAM JEFF!, FOOD WARS!, MUSTARD!, HERO!, VIGILANT CHRISTIAN!, HEALTHY!, GLUTEN!, NEW MEXICO!, DATE YOUR MOM!, DATE YOUR SON!, INCEST!, ARREST!, JAIL!, SECRET!, FAMILY!, ADOPTED!, ROMANTIC!, DAILY MAIL!, FACE TATTOOS!, MATH!, BAD!, WRONG!, DUMB!, TEAM MIKE!, FLUMMOXED!, CONFUSED!, WHIFFED!, LOST!, BASIC MATH!, AGE!, DIFFERENCE!, GAP!, CREATIVE SHIT!, KAMRON!, SHEEP!, FOLLOWER!, ACT AS IF!, PATREON!, RAFFLE!, SAN FRANCISCO!, 9/11 BOYZ!, POKEMON WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!, EVENT POLICY!, SHORT NOTICE!, NASHVILLE!, MURPH DIRT!, NEW ALBUM!, RISE AND FALL!

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Sunday, August 14, 2016

#456 Part 1: Hooray For Hellywood



Jim and Tom: We either have a very clever reviewer or someone very dumb that references Jim and Tom in our review section on Stitcher.

Sausage Party: The critics have been praising Sausage Party, Jim has heard this news and he went out to find out for himself.

Vigilant Christian: By request to the WOKEST MEME Show on the web, we get into the theories of the Vigilant Christian.

SPACE COP!, RED LETTER MEDIA!, HOT DOGS!, REVIEWS!, ONSTAGE WITH JIM AND TOM!, PHOENIX THEATER!, PETALUMA!, INTERVIEWS!, JIM STERN!, FARTBOARD!, LOW BROW!, EDOC!, KENDALL!, WINCHESTER!, JIM AND THEM EXPERIENCE!, BARS!, PARTY!, ROBERTOS!, JASON BOURNE!, TRANSGENDER!, TRANNY!, TACKLED!, TRANSWOMAN!, COPS!, SECURITY!, SAUSAGE PARTY!, SETH ROGEN!, CHANCE!, TRICKED!, REVIEWS!, JIM NORTON!, PUNS!, RELIGION!, GODS!, STEREOTYPES!, CLICHES!, LOW HANGING FRUIT!, MICHAEL CERA!, JONAH HILL!, KRISTEN WIIG!, CURSING!, BAGEL!, LAVASH!, GUM!, STEPHEN HAWKING!, BATH SALTS!, PIXAR!, ANIMATED!, GORE!, FULL ON!, ORGY!, SEX!, TACO!, SELMA HAYEK!, THE DOUCHE!, NICK KROLL!, STRANGER THINGS!, BARB!, HARAMBE!, FREAKS AND GEEKS!, PILOT!, GREAT!, CULMINATION!, RETARD!, WOKE!, VIGILANT CHRISTIAN!, SELMA BLAIR!, MK ULTRA!, PRIVATE PARTS!, ILLUMINATI!, MIND CONTROL!, CIA!, ADS ON ADS!, RABBIT HOLE!, REFERENCES!, FEAR!, SACRIFICE!, CONSPIRACY!, GOVERNMENT!, SATAN!, GAY!, HELL!, HELLYWOOD!, BRITNEY SPEARS!, SHAVED HEAD!, ROSEANNE!, MARTIN LAWRENCE!, DAVE CHAPPELLE!, HANDLER!, ELITE!, MAFIA!, CONTROL!, KE$HA!, BUN B!, PIMP C!, BUN C!, SLEEP APNEA!, GAY!, REPRESSED!, PASTOR TODD!, HATERS!, CHRISTIANS!, THREATS!, YOUTUBE COMMENTS!, FASHIONABLE!, HIPSTER DOUCHE!, CRYING!

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Wednesday, August 10, 2016

#455 Part 2: Deep-Fried Chicken



Poetry: Part 2 we always delve a little bit into poetry but this week Mike has created some poetry from our Twitter accounts.

Anime Fanservice: We get into the rampant fanservice of anime and just how necessary it is!

Pokemon GO: It's still out there and we need to catch up with a couple of Pokemon GO news stories.

I DRINK AND I KNOW THINGS!, GAME OF THRONES!, VANILLA ICE!, ICE ICE BABY!, KENDALL!, WINCHESTER!, MAGIC MAGIC!, MICHAEL CERA!, YING YANG TWINS!, POETRY!, LOVE SOSA!, POEMS!, TWITTER!, CONVERT!, CREATE!, MIKE!, JEFF!, JAKE!, JIM!, KEVIN!, KRISTIN!, AM SUPPORTIVE!, FISH HEADS!, QUAILMAN!, THE CAGE!, WRESTLING!, VICE PRESIDENT PENCE!, ZELDA!, SOCIAL COMMENTARY!, YOUNG KIDS!, DROPS OF JUPITER!, TRAIN!, SLAM POETRY!, YOUTUBE!, 1.5X!, SHE FUCKING HATES ME!, POP PUNK!, ROLLIN'!, CHOPPED AND SCREWED!, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!, THE OTHER SIDE!, VANESSA CARLTON!, 1000 MILES!, ANIME!, FANSERVICE!, THEMARYSUE!, NARUTO!, NUDITY!, TENTACLE!, CLICHE!, STEREOTYPE!, THE FACE!, IGNORANCE!, OBJECTIFY!, SEXISM!, FEMINISM!, GAMERGATE!, ANIME AVATAR!, TOXIC!, PANTIES!, BULGE!, MALE!, CULTURE!, LAS VEGAS!, PARK!, SHOOTING!, BAD NEIGHBORHOOD!, GARY REESE FREEDOM PARK!, DILLY!, ARIZONA!, TODDLER!, LEFT ALONE!, SWEATING!, OUTSIDE!, WHATEVER!, VETS!, YOUNG KIDS!, GENERATIONS!, BATTLE!, CRAZY!, VIETNAM VET!, MEMORIAL!, TENT!, POLICE!

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Saturday, August 6, 2016

#455 Part 1: Suicide Squad



RAFFLE KING: We got a twofer going on this week! We have a winner of our previous contest in studio and we pulling some new victors from the hat!

Gay To Play: Our guest happens to be a homosexual so the gang starts talking about their type.

Suicide Squad: Jim and Mike saw Suicide Squad, WHAT SAY THEM!?

FUCK YOU!, LAST WORDS!, GAME OF THRONES!, JOI!, REVIEWS!, KENDALL!, WINCHESTER!, RAFFLE KING!, PRIZE!, FLOWN IN!, PICKED UP!, SONIC!, SLUSH GANG!, GAY MAN!, HOMOSEXUAL!, HOMOPHOBIC!, WISCONSIN!, GROUP HOME!, RETARDS!, DRUG ADDICTS!, DISABLED!, PRADER-WILLI SYNDROME!, EAT YOURSELF TO DEATH!, CHROMOSOME!, STARVING!, SIT AND SUFFER!, CAN'T FEEL PAIN!, POKE EYE!, HOLDS!, AGGRESSIVE!, FIGHTS!, STRENGTH!, PHYSICAL RESTRAINT TECHNIQUES!, CHIMP OUT!, FIGHT!, KICKED IN THE BALLS!, FIRED!, RAFFLE KING!, GIFT CARD!, DRAWING!, PATREON!, FACEBOOK!, FAMILY!, SHARES!, CONTESTS!, BOYFRIENDS!, COMING OUT!, JOURNEY!, FLASHBACK!, THRIFT SHOP!, MACKLEMORE!, FAMILY!, DISOWN!, IGNORE!, HOUSE!, TOP!, BOTTOM!, FLOOR!, UPSTAIRS!, DOWNSTAIRS!, BOTH FLOORS!, BEAR!, LGBTQ!, CULTURE!, TYPE!, GUYS!, TWINKS!, ASHANTI!, BRADLEY COOPER!, JOHN HEDER!, SEAN WILLIAM SCOTT!, DJ QUALLS!, MATT BOMER!, JOE MANGANIELLO!, PEE WEE!, DEAN AMBROSE!, SUPERNATURAL!, SAM AND DEAN!, WORLDS COLLIDE!, JAKE SPRAGUE!, RUN IN!, GHOSTBUSTERS!, CUCK!, NELLY!, CUCKSPLAINING!, DADDY'S HOME!, SUICIDE SQUAD!, JOKER!, KILLER CROC!, BET!, MESS!, EDITING!, STORY!, HARLEY QUINN!, WILL SMITH!, DEADSHOT!, MARGOT ROBBIE!, SLIPKNOT!, PUNCHING FEMALES!, BATMAN!, BEN AFFLECK!, JAI COURTNEY!, BOOMERANG!, THE FLASH!, ENCHANTRESS!, RICK FLAGG!, FLASHBACK!, MUSIC!, DISTRACTING!, OBVIOUS!, MARVEL!, WISECRACKS!, CAST!, GHOSTBUSTERS!, ROTTENTOMATOES!, MAN OF STEEL!

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Wednesday, August 3, 2016

#454 Part 2: CEREAL WARS



CEREAL WAR: Mike Steele shows up with his list of Ride Or Die cereals and the "go fuck yourself" cereals

Food Wars: The cereal battle breaks down into a war over cracked pepper and diced onions.

The Escalation of People: Between the over the top frustrated Uber driver, the telemundo reporter getting punched and a boyfriend going off on his girlfriend.

MOVIES!, LIFE!, BORING!, THE WOLFPACK!, AC/DC!, TNT!, DYNAMITE!, ANIME REVIEW 69!, AKIRA!, CARS!, WHISTLE!, POEM!, WALK THAT DINOSAUR!, PRENUP!, ROMANCE!, DIVORCE!, LOVE!, CEREAL!, FOOD WARS!, KETCHUP!, REFRIGERATE!, PACKETS!, AIR SEALED!, MAYONNAISE!, REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING!, GO FUCK YOURSELF LIST!, HONEY SMACKS!, SUGAR SMACKS!, BEAR!, FROG!, CAP'N CRUNCH!, CRUNBERRIES!, FOOD GROUP!, EGGS!, CHILD!, CRISPIX!, CHEX!, GRAPENUTS!, COOKIE CRISP!, COOKIE!, CHEERIOS!, HONEY NUT CHEERIOS!, RAISIN BRAN CRUNCH!, VILLAIN!, CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!, TOP 5!, MILK!, DAIRY!, ALMOND MILK!, VANILLA ALMOND MILK!, CRACKLIN' OAT BRAN!, AGGRESSIVE!, COOKIE!, HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS!, FROSTED MINI WHEAT!, LUCKY CHARMS!, TRIX!, FROSTED FLAKES!, GOLDEN GRAHAMS!, WAFFLE CEREAL!, POPS!, REESE'S CEREAL!, MUSTARD!, DIJON!, STONE GROUND!, RICE KRISPIES!, EGGS!, PEPPER!, CRACK SOME PEPPER!, ONIONS!, DICED!, SMALL!, BABIES!, BAKED POTATO!, MASHED POTATOES!, SOUR CREAM!, ASPARAGUS!, BROCCOLI!, MIXED VEGGIES!, PEAS!, CORN!, PULLED PORK!, PULLED CHICKEN!, CROCK POT!, SANDWICH!, CAPICOLA!, TURKEY!, ROAST BEEF!, UBER DRIVE!, GET OUT OF MY CAR!, FRUSTRATION!, CELL PHONE VIDEO!, VIRAL!, NO POWER!, DESTINATION!, TELEMUNDO!, EXCUSE ME!, PUNCH!, ATTACK!, BOYFRIEND!, GIRLFRIEND!, ARGUMENT!, SLAP!, KICK!, PUNCH!, FIGHT!, ESCALATION!, ATTACK!, JBL!, CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!, KNOCK OUT!, TERMINATOR!, FIGHT!, COMEUPPANCE!, WOMAN BEATER!

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