Sunday, December 16, 2018

#566 Part 1: Baptism By Beer



Tots Turnt: Mission Accomplished! Thanks to everyone that donated, we went before the show and had a TOTS TURNT shopping spree and got all kinds of cool shit to make sure little kids out there have a good Christmas. We even took care of a tot in the room

Christmas Power Hour: We are overloaded with holiday cheer so it is time to listen to Christmas music and take SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! Do we deliver a Christmas miracle to YOUR BOY BLUE!?

BAPTISM: Maybe it was due to the alcohol and sugar high going on in the room, but us giving and getting baptisms suddenly sounds like the greatest idea ever.

BARS!, KOREAN!, CULTURALLY SENSITIVE!, BODIED!, MUNCHIES!, COMEDY SHOW!, POOP!, PISS!, CUM!, FORTNITE SKINS!, DANCES!, TURK FROM SCRUBS!, TURK TURKELTON!, REVIEWS!, PATREON!, SUBSCRIBED!, BONUS CONTENT!, COSPLAY!, OVERWATCH!, TRACER!, BALLS!, MIKE!, JEFF!, HOLIDAY CHEER!, HOLIDAY CHRISTMAS BEER!, DIRTY THIRTY!, FILTHY FORTY!, MIKE N IKE'S!, GUM DROPS!, SUGAR!, SHOTS!, BEER!, MUNCH A CRUNCH!, WITH CHILD!, JEFF'S!, KINGDOM HEARTS!, GEAR!, HAT!, MUG!, MIKE TURNT!, SECRET SANTA!, MIKE'S TICKET!, TOT'S TICKET!, BLINK 182!, NEW FOUND GLORY!, EX MISS!, WON'T BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS!, FAMILY!, JIM AND THEM FAMILY!, RUN DMC!, CHRISTMAS IN HOLLIS!, COURT!, OVERDRAFT PROTECTION!, LUCY AND LINUS!, LAST CHRISTMAS!, JIMMY EAT WORLD!, DARLENE LOVE!, CHRISTMAS BABY PLEASE COME HOME!, BOOSTED MINI-X!, ELECTRIC SKATEBOARD!, ROUGH YEAR!, PISS THE PEASON!, VLEETIES!, HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS!, THE BOY BLUE!, DONATION!, CHRISTMAS GIFT!, DO WE!?, TIS THE SEASON?, JUGGALOS!, ICP!, CHRISTMAS SHOES!, DATA GODS!, THE RAMONES!, THE DATA GODS!, OFF THE WAGON!, EATING A DOG!, ASIA!, CHUCK BERRY!, SHIT ON A GLASS TABLE!, SAVE CHRISTMAS DAY!, LAYAWAY!, WALMART!, TARGET!, ANNOYED!, THE LION KING!, CHILDISH GAMBINO!, SIMBA!, JAKE!, DANA!, BABY!, BAPTIZED!, CATHOLIC!, REAL SHIT!, GOING TO HELL!, RELIGIOUS!, MORMON!, LVL UP EXPO!, SHAKE IT UP!, ORDAINED!, BEER BAPTISM!, BATHTUB OF BEER!, WRESTLING!, CHAD!, GOOPGOD!, NOT GAY YET!

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Wednesday, December 12, 2018

#565 Part 2: Avengers: Endgame



New Music: Who has time for new music these days!? Can't you just listen to the same albums you've been listening to for the past 10+ years.

Avengers: Endgame: We finally get a glimpse at the new Avengers movie and the spoilery title is revealed!

Eminem Kick Off: Eminem is back with a cringe inducing freestyle. GRAB A BOOB

RACIST!, COLONIALIST!, RAP MUSIC!, BODIED!, ANTE UP!, M.O.P.!, BUCKCHERRY!, CRAZY BITCH!, EARLY DRAFTS!, SECRETS!, ON BLAST!, CHRISTMAS!, BABY PLEASE COME HOME!, AC/DC!, OWN IT!, MESSED UP!, DARLENE LOVE!, PRODUCED!, MUSIC CLASS!, RONNETTES!, MUSIC!, 2018!, NPR!, CRASH AND BURN!, O KRS KRS!, NEW MUSIC!, WHERE HAVE ALL THE GIRL BANDS GONE!?, DESTINY'S CHILD!, CITY GIRLS!, CARDI B!, SPOTIFY!, WOMEN SINGERS!, TOP MUSIC!, MANSPLAIN!, HATE WOMEN!, ROBYN!, JANELLE MONAE!, NICKI MINAJ!, QUEEN!, BILLBOARD!, HIPSTER!, JEFF BUCKLEY!, BLACK AND WHITE!, R&B!, MICHAEL BUBLE!, NENEH CHERRY!, MANCHILD!, BUFFALO STANCE!, SHUT THE FUCK UP!, 90S!, JUICEWORLD!, FATHER JOHN MISTY!, HAMILTON!, THE BOOK OF MORMON!, SOUNDTRACK!, MUSICALS!, SHOWTUNES!, LA LA LAND!, RYAN GOSLING!, CITY OF STARS!, AVENGERS: ENDGAME!, MARVEL!, TRAILER!, TEASER!, TONY STARK!, GOOSEBUMPS!, SAD HEROES!, CAPTAIN AMERICA!, BLACK WIDOW!, CONSPIRACY!, FAKE NAME!, CAPTAIN MARVEL!, REAL NAME YET TO BE REVEALED!, RUSSO BROTHERS!, ROCK GUY!, RAGNAROK!, RESCUE!, HULK CATCH!, TIME TRAVEL!, SPECULATION!, INFINITY WAR!, STINGER!, ANT-MAN!, COMEDY!, LEVITY!, RONIN!, HAIRCUT!, HAWKEYE!, SAMUEL L JACKSON!, KREE!, SKRULL!, 90S!, FANTASTIC FOUR!, PAJAMA PANTS!, BLANKETS!, SWEATY SHINS!, SHEET!, EMINEM!, GRAB A BOOB!, CRINGE!, PENIS!, BODIED!, FREESTYLE!, THE KICK OFF!, OVER THE HILL!, TONGUE IN CHEEK!, A FOOT!

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Friday, December 7, 2018

#565 Part 1: Tik Tok Bought Musically...?



Tots Turnt: It's that time of year, where we take some time out and open up our hearts and wallets to get some less fortunate children TURNT THE FUCK UP FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

New York City: Jim travelled to New York City to take in the magic of the holiday season!

Jeff's Dick: Jeff stopped smoking weed so he goes by the name of Mr. Rager with his hard dick that deserves a beaten.

RACIST!, ASIAN!, OFF WHITE!, BODIED!, PATREON!, JIM AND THEM OFF ROAD!, BEYONCE!, ED SHEERAN!, FASHION!, DOUBLE STANDARDS!, PATRIARCHY!, FEMINISM!, PRIVILEGE!, TOTS TURNT!, DONATIONS!, FAO SCHWARZ!, ROCKING HORSES!, OLD STYLE TOYS!, BLOCKS!, LEGOS!, TURN TRICKS!, SHAKE IT UP!, TRAIN!, THE HAPPINESS!, DONATION!, RAFFLE!, EXTRA ENTRIES!, HOUSE FIRE!, CHESTNUTS ROASTING!, BOOGIE WOOGIE SANTA CLAUS!, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!, ANDY WILLIAMS!, YOUNG GIRL!, 19!, TEENS!, DATE!, TOO YOUNG!?, FRANK SINATRA!, CROONERS!, GANTZ!, BONER!, POWERS!, JEFF'S DICK!, RED DEAD 2!, DRAG RACE!, KARAOKE!, DADA RITZ!, NAT KING COLE!, NATALIE COLE!, THIS WILL BE!, TIK TOK!, iLOVEFRIDAY!, TRACER!, HIT OR MISS!, SURVIVOR!, NEW YORK CITY!, DAILY SHOW!, JON STEWART!, THAT FEELING!, MOVIE!, TV SHOWS!, PIECES OF SHIT!, RUDE!, BUMS!, CRAZY!, MIDTOWN!, HILTON!, WAY OF LIFE!, LONDON NYC!, ROCKEFELLER CENTER!, CHRISTMAS TREE!, SNL!, NBC!, MAGNOLIA BAKERY!, CRAZY BUM!, SCREAMING!, NEW YORK MOMENT!, FLIPS!, GRIFT!, DONATIONS!, HOME ALONE 2!, JOE'S PIZZA!, ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE!, ELLA HUNT!, LOST BAG!, MAGICAL!, TIMES SQUARE!, MARVELOUS MRS MAISEL!, CARNEGIE DELI!, BROOKLYN DINER!, JEWISH MUSTARD!, REUBEN!, KUGEL!, JERK OFF!, HARD DICK!, NO WEED!, HORNY!, BEAT MY MEAT!, SOHO!, SOUTH OF HOUSTON!, SUBWAY!, VINE!, RYAN GOSLING!, CEREAL!, MUSICAL!, GLEE!, HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!, SONGS!, SHOW TUNES!, LETTERBOXD!, 2 AND A HALF!, 3 AND A HALF!, NATALIE PORTMAN!, BLACK SWAN!, HESHER!, GARDEN STATE!, MEME!, NICOLE KIDMAN!, BROADWAY!

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Friday, November 30, 2018

2018 Beach Party!



It's that time of year! The Annual When November 30th Is On A Friday Jim and Them Beach Party! What you forgot already!? 2012 wasn't that long ago, so bust out the swim trunks and the volley ball because we going to the beach!

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Tuesday, November 27, 2018

#564 Part 2: The Incredible Sentinelese



The Sentinelese: Christmas came early this year for everyone celebrating this guy's death.

Jeff V Video Games: Jeff is still struggling with his PS4 purchase and isn't feeling video games. Can we talk him into it?

Birthday Fires: The combo of candles with silly string or helium balloons equal lots of fun and people on fire.

BIG DADDY!, I HATE MY FATHER!, KISS!, I WAS MADE FOR LOVING YOU!, MORMONS!, SODA!, JACK MORMON!, TRANS TRANS SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA!, PARODY!, THE CARAVAN CAN!, IMMIGRANTS!, ARROWS!, HAPPY!, HAPPY HE DIED!, SENTINELESE!, UNTOUCHED TRIBE!, INDIA!, JOHN CHAU!, MISSIONARY!, ARROWS!, LIT UP!, DEAD!, JESUS!, ANDROID!, IPHONE!, ASIAN!, SCHADENFREUDE!, SOCIAL MEDIA!, SOYBOY!, CONVERT!, FAMILY!, AMERICAN GODS!, PEETA!, HUNGER GAMES!, GAMESTOP!, TRASHED!, FALLOUT 76!, VIRAL!, TIMELINE!, BACK STORY!, RETURN AN OPEN GAME!, PS4!, SPIDER-MAN!, YAKUZA!, RED DEAD REDEMPTION!, SIDE QUESTS!, ARTHUR!, DUTCH!, MARY JANE!, PIGEONS!, FOR SALE!, ELECTRIC CHAIR!, HANGING!, PUBLIC EXECUTION!, FRANKENSTEIN!, MAD SCIENTIST!, ROCKSTAR!, POKEMON!, DO THE BIT!, UNRAVEL!, SPORTS' GAMES!, GARMO!, NHL!, CALL OF DUTY!, SMASH BROTHERS!, MELEE!, SWITCH!, NINTENDO!, MARIO KART!, SCHOOL!, GRADE MY WORK!, LOSE MY WORK!, CLASS CLOWN!, BOONK GANG!, SOCIAL MEDIA!, CLOUT!, YELL AT THE TEACHER!, THREATEN!, SCHOOL!, MATH!, APP!, ESSAYS!, BOOKS!, READING!, SURPRISE PARTY!, ARABS!, SILLY STRING!, FLARE!, FIRE!, ON FIRE!, BIRTHDAY FIRES!, BIRTHDAY CAKE MISTAKES!, HELIUM!, SPARKLERS!, FAIL VIDEOS!, BIRTHDAY FAIL!

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Sunday, November 25, 2018

#564 Part 1: Oedipiss (Tots Turnt)



Black Friday: Yet another Black Friday has come and gone and the deals and the shootings are aplenty.

Tots Turnt: It's that time of year, where we take some time out and open up our hearts and wallets to get some less fortunate children TURNT THE FUCK UP FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

Horny Songs: Jeff is off the weed and horny, so we dancing and playing horny tracks FOR THE TOTS YA'LL!

YOO HOO!, SMOKING DOPE!, RUMPLESTILTSKIN!, BIG DADDY!, PATREON!, NOT FREE!, ITUNES!, REVIEW!, DROID!, BLACK FRIDAY!, GREEN FRIDAY!, RETAIL!, RACISM!, SALES!, DEALS!, LINING UP!, WAR ON BLACK FRIDAY!, CYBER MONDAY!, AMAZON!, DUMB!, SHOOTING!, SHADY!, ALABAMA!, VICTIMS!, THEY SHOOTING IN THIS HO!, FIREMAN PUPPET!, ETHNIC DAD FIREMAN!, FLASH DEALS!, LOWES!, TIMBER!, LUMBER!, PRIMED!, PIT BULL!, STOPPED SMOKING WEED!, PISS!, OEDIPISS, LASAGNA!, LIL WAYNE!, BUM!, TOTS TURNT!, TOY DRIVE!, RAISE MONEY!, DONATE!, TOYS R US!, SHOPPING CARTS!, ADOPT A FAMILY!, KRUMPING!, SELF CHECKOUT!, BEARD CREAM!, STEALING!, SANDWICHES!, HARD IN DA PAINT!, WAKA FLOCKA!, THANKSGIVING!, FOOD POISONING!, BOBBY SHMURDA!, MCDONALDS!, MCDOUBLES!, THROWING UP!, SLEEPING!, CAN'T EAT!, 70%!, DEVILED EGGS!, SNEEZED!, TURKEY DADDY!, ROSS!, FRIENDS!, TURKEY SANDWICH!, FLOSSIN DANCE!, BACKPACK KID!, GIN BLOSSOMS!, TIL I HEAR IT FROM YOU!, MATH IS CRAZY!, LOOK COOL!?, PORN!, OLDER AND FATTER!, POINT OF VIEW!, SISTER!, KNOWN TO FUCK!, GETTING HARD HARD HARD!, HORNY SONGS!, THONG SONG!, SISQO!, PUSH IT!, SALT N PEPA!, SHOOP!, THONG SONG 2017!, OLD MAN SISQO!, NO DOUBT!, HELLA GOOD!, LAP DANCE!, WET THE BED!, LUDACRIS!, CHRIS BROWN!, EMINEM!, SUPERMAN!, MARRY THE PUSSY!, R KELLY!, PLIES!, VANESSA HUDGENS!, THE PRINCESS SWITCH!

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Wednesday, November 21, 2018

#563 Part 2: BeyBlades



Red Table: We are checking back in with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith and their sham of a marriage/family/relationship.

Lil Blurry: Is it still cultural appropriation if Lil Boosie signed this white kid and is getting money off of it.

Beyblades: Lil Blurry drops the Beyblade reference which leads us down quite a path that has JAKE SPRAGUE AT THE END OF IT.

DO WHAT WE'RE TOLD!, FUCK THAT!, CAPTAIN FANTASTIC!, BOB SEGER!, ROCK AND ROLL NEVER FORGETS!, DRUNK GIRL!, RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 DUTCH JIM!, ONE MORE JOB!, THE MONEY!, BAD LEADER!, PLAY BOTH SIDES!, HORSE!, BRUSH!, WILL SMITH!, JADA PINKETT SMITH!, WILLOW SMITH!, RED TABLE!, FACEBOOK WATCH!, RELATIONSHIP!, TRUE LOVE!, MARRIAGE!, CRIED 45 DAYS STRAIGHT!, MISERABLE!, JADEN SMITH!, TYLER THE CREATOR!, BOYFRIEND!, BOTTOM!, TOP!, 40th BIRTHDAY!, PARTY!, EGO!, PWNED!, SCIENTOLOGY!, COCONUT MILK!, HIGH FIVE!, FIST BUMP!, SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH!, UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!, 10 DAYS!, ADVENTURE!, CHRISTMAS!, SAME SONGS!, LIL BLURRY!, MATTYBRAPS!, BOOSIE!, NOW I'VE MADE IT!, BAD!, DRIPPIN!, INTERVIEW!, PODCAST!, PERSIAN!, CAMELS!, FADE!, RACIST!, TRIPPING!, FLOATING!, DRUGS!, LITTLE KID!, SPRITE!, BEYBLADES!, ANIME!, BATTLES!, NERD!, MILLIONS!, VIEWS!, GALAXY PEGASUS!, RAY STRIKER!, GO SHOOT!, ANIME!, BASEBALL!, KRISTINATSU!, JIM-KUN!, TRUE ANIME!, TRASH!, VOICEMAIL!, MIKE!, JEFF!, JAKE!, CHAD!, TOYS!, BABY!, FATHER TO BE!, DULA!, TULLY!, WATER BIRTH!, NURSE!, DAUGHTER!

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