Saturday, December 9, 2017

#520 Part 1: TOTS = TURNT



Shingles: Kristin has a potential shingles scare but could it be a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!?

Tots Turnt: We have some amazing updates on the Tots Turnt campaign, YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING.

Death and TV: The reality of death strikes trash tv shows like Scream for Jim. Also COLD POCKETS

DO YOU LOVE IT!? COMEDY!, THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL!, YOUTUBE!, 10,000!, STOLEN CHANNEL!, LIBTARD SNOWFLAKES!, ADPOCALYPSE!, MONEY!, CRACK A WEBSITE!, REVIEWS!, SCREAMING GUY COVERED IN ACID!, GENTILES!, BEN SHAPIRO!, HEIGHT!, CELEBRITY!, ALEX JONES!, CENK UYGUR!, THE YOUNG TURKS!, SICK!, SHINGLES!, CHICKEN POX!, ADULT!, DEATHLY!, SCARED!, BUMPS!, SPIDER-MAN!, THE BAND!, PREGNANCY!, A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!, MYSTICAL ABORTION!, SHAMAN!, TURKEY CARCASS!, WITCH DOCTOR!, BIG HOODOO!, IMAGINARY FRIEND!, STOP BELIEVING!, INSIDE OUT!, MAGIC OF A CHILD!, ADULT!, GROWN UP CHICKEN POX!, FULL BLOWN AIDS!, TOTS TURNT!, COVINO AND RICH!, LITTLE HUMMER BOY!, PIECE OF ASS!, RUMP I WILL PUMP!, UPDATE!, GOAL!, CHARITY!, DONATION!, SHOPPING!, ADOPT A FAMILY!, NO REPLY!, HEARD THE SHOW!, PIECES OF TRASH!, OVER THE GOAL!, SHAKE IT UP!, TRAIN!, GIANT NOVELTY CHECK!, EDSEL!, ALEXANDER!, ERIK!, GERMAN!, SPORTS RELATED!, BIKE!, GIFT CARDS!, GOLDEN KNIGHTS!, PREFER GIFT!, PREFER GIFT CARD!, THE O'REILLY FACTOR FOR KIDS!, DOX!, RATHER BE DOXXIN'!, NINTENDO SWITCH!, FART GUN!, WRESTLING BELTS!, NARRATIVE!, FATHER BACK STORY!, MOTHER BACK STORY!, THREE NINJAS!, ROCKY!, COLT!, TUM TUM!, GRANDPA!, MICHAEL SAM!, RICHIE INCOGNITO!, MANTI TE'O!, GOON NAME!, CARNAGE!, MOVIE!, TV SHOWS!, DEATH!, REALITY!, SAD!, SCREAM TV SHOW!, SCREAM MOVIE!, BRANDON JAMES!, MTV!, LEGEND!, TRASH TV!, NETFLIX!, PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!, GOSSIP GIRL!, ONCE UPON A TIME!, SMALLVILLE!, GREY'S ANATOMY!, BLACK SNOW WHITE!, SUPERSTORE!, SUPERNATURAL!, UNDERAGE!, WORK!, KIDS!, ABSURDIST HUMOR!, COLD POCKETS!, HOT POCKETS!, DOESN'T HURT ANYONE!, MILLENIAL!, VINES!, DISLOCATED KNEE!, HIT THEM FOLKS!, BROKEN ANKLES!

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Wednesday, December 6, 2017

#519 Part 2: I'm Not A Thief, I'm Aladdin



XRAYYZZ: We have an update with XRAYYZZ from Part 1!

Deathtrap Update: Mike has an update on his automobile death trap.

Poor Stories: We go through the many trials and tribulations of being poor.

COCAINE!, FUTURE MAN!, SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT!, COREY HART!, COREY WOLF-HART!, COMMON NAMES!, TALL KRISTIN!, BITCH FACE!, 2017 DOORS!, JIM MORRISON!, SKINNY WHITE GIRL BATMAN TANK TOP!, TROLL!, TOTS TURNT!, CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE!, DOXXED!, CALL!, XRAYYZZ!, PICK UP!, SUCCESS!, YOUTUBE!, DEZZY!, TIM!, FRIEND!, MEMORIAL!, CAR ACCIDENT!, FIANCE!, HOSPITAL!, STEALING! MOVE OUT!, BURN!, LAWSUIT!, WAWA!, PAPA JOHNS!, POP POP!, PRIZE PACKAGE!, DAD!, SLEEPING!, JACKASS!, PHIL!, CONTACTS!, KISSY NOISES!, DISS!, FREESTYLE!, SURPRISE GIFTS!, MAX MURDER!, STAR STRUCK!, FINISHER!, DEATH TRAP!, TRUCK!, AUCTION!, PULLED OVER!, BRAKE LIGHT!, STOLEN VEHICLE!, HANDS ON THE HOOD!, PULLED OUT!, OREGON!, INSURANCE!, REGISTRATION!, TITLE!, PAPERWORK!, STICKERS!, APARTMENT!, COPS!, POLICE!, TICKET!, COURT!, FOLLOWING!, GEICO!, UNDER MAINTENANCE!, CREDIT SCORE!, PAYDAY LOANS!, BANK ACCOUNTS!, CREDIT!, CHURNING!, REWARD POINTS!, SECURED CREDIT CARD!, BEEN THERE!, REPOSSESSED CAR!, HONDA!, AWFUL!, THE BUS!, IMPOUND!, TRASH BAGS!, ITEMS!, STICKERS!, CARS TOWED!, SHOP AROUND!, PSST BRAND!, SMITH'S!, OWL!, BUDGET!, CARL'S JR!, FREE FOOD!, MESSED UP ORDER!, NO MONEY!, BUFFER MONTH!, FORREST!, DIE SLOW!, KOTVASZ!, PEE WEE!, FRANCIS!, SPOILED! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!, YOU HEARD IT!

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Saturday, December 2, 2017

#519 Part 1: The Italian Christmas Donkey



Up and Coming Rappers: A discussion on the word wigger brings us to the feud between NBA Youngboy and Newage Jerkboy

Christmas Music: We got a Tots Turnt update and delve into more Christmas music!

XRAYYZZ: Looking for a Dominick The Donkey cover brings us to the wonder of XRAYYZZ and KOOKOO THE MAGICIAN!

PATHETIC COCK!, COCK PIRATE!, FUTURE MAN!, MEL GIBSON!, WELCOME BACK!, MAINSTREAM!, SCUMBAG!, HE'S THE BEST!, WIGGER!, WIGGA!, ACCEPTABLE!, NINJA!, ROTTEN TOMATOES!, PERCENT!, CRITICS!, REVIEWS!, MACGRUBER!, ANIME!, SKATERS!, GOTHS!, HONEYMOON PHASE!, TOP KEK!, KEKISTAN!, LIL PUMP!, LIL PEEP!, EMOTRAP!, SOUNDCLOUD RAPPERS!, DUDE!, BRO!, NBA YOUNGBOY!, NEVER BROKE AGAIN!, DIRTBOY!, NEWAGE JERKBOY!, WEDDING DRESS!, MARRIED TO THE GAME!, BELLA THORNE!, SMELL!, YFN LUCCI!, CHOKER!, ASSAULT RIFLE!, GUN CONTROL!, BEEF!, YOUNG FARTBOY!, STOLEN CHAIN!, THE RAP GAME!, MARRIED TO THE GAME!, LITERALLY!, OLD FLOW!, DATED!, JAYDEN SMITH!, WAR WITH US!, CHILDISH GAMBINO!, RUINED!, SHOUT OUTS!, TEARS FOR FEARS!, SHOUT!, TOTS TURNT!, DONATION!, TICKETS!, HAT!, SPONSOR!, PAYPAL!, CHRISTMAS MUSIC!, PARODY SONGS!, WEIRD AL YANKOVIC!, RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER!, DMX!, REMIX!, HOT ONES!, GABRIELLE UNION!, EPIC MEAL TIME!, RAP BATTLES!, YOUTUBE!, HOT WINGS!, SPICY!, HOT PEPPER GAMING!, IGNORANCE BUBBLE!, MILLENIALS!, COVINO AND RICH!, FELIZ KNOBBY JOB!, BAD!, AWFUL!, BLOWJOBS!, PICS!, MICHAEL BUBLE!, SANTA BABY!, GAY!, PROUD BOYS!, DOMINICK THE CHRISTMAS DONKEY!, ITALIAN!, COVER!, XRAYYZZ!, SINGING!, BASEMENT!, GOLD!, RETARDED!, CHANNEL!, EMINEM!, RAP GOD!, GRANDPARENTS!, DISLIKES!, GOING AT IT!, ABOUT A NUMBER!, PAPA JOHN!, KOO KOO THE MAGICIAN!, CLASS CLOWN!, SLIDE WHISTLE!

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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

#518 Part 2: Jim and Andy



Jim and Andy: We go over the recent Netflix release, Jim and Andy and what it could mean about the real life Jim Carrey

Ben Affleck: Best guy or sexual criminal?! Also Wendy Williams giving head in front of her son.

Catfish: Ray Allen gets catfished and an incel catfishes a poor Tinder girl.

AMBITION!, JIM CARREY!, JIM AND ANDY!, JUSTIN BIEBER!, BABY!, PSYCHOSOCIAL!, SLIPKNOT!, ARMS!, HIVES!, DIRTY!, SEX TRAFFICKING!, LUDACRIS!, CORNY!, THE HOLIDAY SEASON!, HICKORY DOCK!, POETRY!, EASTERN EUROPE!, NETFLIX!, JIM AND ANDY!, ANDY KAUFMAN!, JIM CARREY!, DOCUMENTARY!, JOAQUIN PHOENIX!, I'M STILL HERE!, TRAILER!, METHOD ACTING!, IN CHARACTER!, ANDY!, TONY CLIFTON!, OSCAR!, ACADEMY AWARD!, MILOS FORMAN!, DANIEL DAY LEWIS!, HEATH LEDGER!, JARED LETO!, ADAM SANDLER!, MAN ON THE MOON!, SURREAL!, BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!, META!, BOB ZMUDA!, ACE VENTURA!, DUMB AND DUMBER!, THE MASK!, EVERYTHING YOU WANT!, FAILURE!, TRAJECTORY!, TRUMAN SHOW!, MOTIVATION!, GETTING OLD!, CASEY AFFLECK!, BEN AFFLECK!, HARASSMENT!, MISCONDUCT!, SEXUAL!, HILARIE BURTON!, ANNE-MARIE LOSIQUE!, GROPE!, LAP!, MAKE OUT!, TOPLESS!, SMOOTH!, DRUNK!, FRENCH!, CURB!, RETARDED!, JERSEY GIRL!, DRY HUMP!, OBJECTIFY!, HIGH!, WENDY WILLIAMS!, CONAN!, WALKED IN ON!, JERKING OFF!, BLOWJOB!, SURPRISE!, SON!, A FAVOR!, RAY ALLEN!, CATFISH!, SCANDAL!, GAY MAN!, GAY RELATIONSHIP!, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!, TEXTS!, SEXTS!, LAWYER!, GAYDAR!, NO SHAME DICK GUY!, PUBLIC FREAKOUTS!, TINDER!, CATFISH!, AMBUSH!, INCEL!, REDDIT!, SIMP!, MALE MODEL!, ARGUE!, BULLSHIT!, INSANE!, UNCOMFORTABLE!, AWKWARD!, DON'T LIE!, WHINY!, ATTRACTED!, GOOD LOOKS!, OLIVE GARDEN!, FREAKOUT!, FOOD!, FREE!, REFUND!, HOT GUY!, GET NUMBER!, RUDE!

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Sunday, November 26, 2017

#518 Part 1: Have Yourself A Smarmy Little Christmas



Thanksgiving: Here we are, post Thanksgiving crew with tales of the holiday and an update on GETTING TOTS TURNT

Smarmy Christmas Music: Jim is blowing this case wide open of this VILLAIN Andy Williams and his smarmy ass Christmas song.

Dolly Parton Vs. Lil Uzi Vert: Who's better?! Also Hillary Clinton is just chilling.

CHARACTER PEOPLE HATE!, JIM AND ANDY!, COREY FELDMAN!, YOUTUBE!, REVIEWS!, MATTIAS!, JIM AND TOM!, JAKOB BURROWS!, BEEF!, FALSE FLAG!, SWEDISH CONSPIRACY!, HIJAB!, OVERTAKEN!, TOP KEK!, CRACK A WEBSITE!, KEKISTAN!, DOINKY!, ISLAMOPHILIA!, THANKSGIVING!, CELEBRATION!, FAMILY!, WORK!, OVERTIME!, CLOSING!, IN CHARGE!, FACETIME!, CALLING!, ANNOYING!, HODGY!, PARENTS!, TURKEY!, THROW ONE AWAY!, BRINE!, NECK!, GIBLETS!, FAKE CHRISTMAS!, SIMPS!, MASHED POTATOES!, BACKLASH!, HAM!, INSTANT MASHED POTATOES!, FAST FOOD!, GRAVY!, POSTMATES!, SOUP AND SALAD!, OLIVE GARDEN!, TWITTER!, LIMITED!, ADOPT A FAMILY!, TOTS TURNT!, TOYS!, HOLIDAYS!, DONATIONS!, THANKFUL!, JUST BELIEVE!, FULLER HOUSE!, VERY GENEROUS!, LAYAWAY!, IRONICALLY!, A BIT!, UNDERAGE GIRLS!, CHRISTMAS MUSIC!, ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS!, TAPE!, BROKEN!, CAT!, ANDY WILLIAMS!, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!, SMARMY!, SARCASTIC!, THE TONE!, CROONER!, ATTITUDE!, SUBTEXT!, READ BETWEEN THE LINES!, CABLE GUY!, MIGOS TRIPLETS!, ABSURD!, BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE!, KEVIN SPACEY!, LOUIS CK!, HARVEY WEINSTEIN!, BING CROSBY!, NSYNC!, GARY COLEMAN!, MERRY CHRISTMAS!, GAY!, CHRIS!, JOEY FATONE!, LANCE BASS!, DIGNITY!, SHALOM!, HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS!, COUNTRY SONGS!, ENGINEER!, PRODUCE!, DOLLY PARTON!, JOLENE!, TRASH KING!, SOUNDCLOUD RAPPER!, LIL UZI VERT!, MORE PAID!, YOUTUBE VIEWS!, DOLLYWOOOD!, 9 TO 5!, PENTATONIX!, WHITNEY HOUSTON!, ICE ICE BABY!, VIEW COUNT!, CRANK DAT!, SOULJA BOY!, HILLARY CLINTON!, MACARENA!, JUST CHILLING!, CEDAR RAPIDS!, WENDY'S TWITTER!

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Tuesday, November 21, 2017

#517 Part 2: Cave Bitch



AUTISM: A kid wants to drive planes into buildings and R. Kelly lets an autistic fan have it. Also A PROPOSAL!?

Take A Knee, My Ass: Brand new Neal McCoy COUNTRY JOINT!

Goodbye Forrest: Forrest Sowa has fled the loft boys in the dead of night, WHAT HAPPENED!? Also the roommate that attacked with shit and period blood

FINDING FRANCES!, NATHAN FOR YOUR!, SLIPKNOT!, DUALITY!, JEFF WANTS A BABY!, PLANT ROOTS!, FIX THINGS!, TRANSMEN!, PREGNANT!, DOING LINES!, BROKE!, SNOWBOARD LINES!, POEM!, SEXUAL ASSAULT!, SILENT NIGHT!, IRELAND!, LATE NIGHT!, INTERVIEW!, DRIVING PLANES INTO BUILDINGS!, SKYSCRAPERS!, TERRORIST!, IRAQ!, AUTISTIC!, AUTISM!, ASPERGERS!, PARENTS!, SHOCK JOCKS!, /B/TARDS!, TROLLING!, R KELLY!, TMZ!, FAN!, MUSIC!, MAKING FUN OF!, SING A SONG!, I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!, JOCK!, RETARD!, AWKWARD!, PERCOCET!, MEAN SPIRITED!, CLUB!, MOCK!, TEASE!, HATERS!, MARRY MY HATERS!, PROPOSAL!, DISNEYLAND!, CASTLE!, WESTBORO BAPTIST!, TROLL!, TAKE A KNEE!, NATIONAL ANTHEM!, COUNTRY MUSIC!, JERRY JONES!, COUNTRY MUSIC!, NEAL MCCOY!, THE SHAKE!, BILLBOARD!, SONGS!, RACE!, TAKE A KNEE!, MY ASS!, AMERICAN FLAG!, TROOPS!, EMPTY STADIUMS!, PROTEST!, KAEPERNICK!, WAFFLE FRIES!, CHICK FIL A!, OVERRATED!, CAJUN SEASONING!, ONION RING!, FORREST SOWA!, KEVIN!, JEFF!, LEFT!, SNUCK AWAY!, HAZING!, BUGS!, IN THE HOUSE!, FLED IN THE NIGHT!, BUGS!, TEXAS!, COMPUTER!, NEST!, UNDERWEAR!, SHITTY!, BIG!, VLEETIES!, PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE!, CONSPIRACY THEORY!, SYMPATHY!, LIVE IT!, CHAT!, GLOW IN THE DARK!, WE HIT AND RUN!, ROACH KIT!, TIMING YOUR SLEEP!, ARGUMENT!, YELLING!, QUIET!, GAS STATION!, FIRED!, FELL ASLEEP!, FRIDGE!, ROOMMATE!, TAMPON!, TOOTHBRUSH!, PERIOD BLOOD!, BACKPACK!, UNIVERSITY OF HARTFORD!, POISON!, BRIANNA BROCHU!, CAVE BITCH!, ICE CUBE!, LOTION!, COCONUT OIL!, SPIT!, CLAM DIP!, INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIP!

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Sunday, November 19, 2017

#517 Part 1: Dan Schneider - Pedo Monster



Getting Tots Turnt: It's that time of year again! The time where we Get Tots Turnt and Shake It Up For Christmas! Tune in to find out how you can be a part of it.

Hollyweird: We learn about Wendy Williams's show amid the Terry Crews allegations. Also Sylvester Stallone and Corey Feldman

Dan Schneider: This monster needs to be taken down, Nickelodeon needs to stop protecting their golden goose.

ESCORT!, BILL!, NATHAN FOR YOU!, FRIENDS!, REVIEWS!, BOOSTER GOLD!, LITTLE CHINESE BOY!, PATREON!, GIFT OF THE MAGI!, DRAWING!, NOT A RAFFLE!, BRANDON JENSEN!, FAKE GODZILLA!, GETTING TOTS TURNT!, TRAIN!, SHAKE IT UP!, SHAKE UP THE HAPPINESS!, DONATIONS!, GIVE BACK!, TIS THE SEASON!, TOY DRIVE!, GIFTS!, ADOPT A FAMILY!, CARTS OF TOYS!, GOONS!, WIFE SWAP!, PODCAST!, NEW BIKE!, SPOIL A FAMILY!, FILL THE FIRE TRUCK!, FIRE DEPARTMENT!, SELFISHNESS!, GRATITUDE!, SHOPPING SPREE!, GLEE!, WARBLERS!, SCREAM QUEENS!, DROPS OF JUPITER!, PORGS!, WENDY WILLIAMS!, TERRY CREWS!, HOLLYWOOD!, HARASSMENT!, TERRY FULL FORMED MAN!, ASSAULTED!, AGENT!, ICE!, MUG!, WATER!, BATTLE OF THE SEXES!, HALLOWEEN!, PASS OUT!, SYLVESTER STALLONE!, LAS VEGAS!, OVER THE TOP!, BODYGUARD!, DE LUCA!, FAMILY MATTERS!, DARIUS MCRARY!, THIRSTY!, COREY FELDMAN!, ABUSER!, RON HOWARD!, HAPPY DAYS!, ANDY GRIFFITH!, DAN SCHNEIDER!, NICKELODEON!, KINGPIN!, WEIRDO!, CREEP!, GOOD BURGER!, HEAD OF THE CLASS!, FEET!, FETISH!, ROBERT DOWNEY JR.!, CONSPIRACY!, SHOWBIZ!, RDJ!, INNUENDO!, SEX JOKES!, ZOEY 101!, VICTORIOUS!, ICARLY!, ARIANA GRANDE!, PEDO MONSTER!

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