Saturday, December 31, 2016

#474 Part 1: 20-DIX-TEEN



What A Week: After Jim and Them taunted 2016, 2016 did indeed strike back.

Alex Jones: Alex Jones weighs in on Carrie Fisher and "star killings". Alex Jones also schools us on Alien Covenant.

2016 Deaths: We go through the list of notable "celebrity deaths" of 2016

SMOKE WEED!, SMOKY!, FRIDAY!, AIN'T NEVER SCARED!, RONDA ROUSEY!, UFC!, SIMULCAST!, 2016!, REVIEWS!, TEAMJEFF!, ACCIDENT!, BATTING CAGES!, COMA!, DNR!, ORGAN DONOR!, 2016!, WERE THEY RIGHT!?, 2016 GOOF!, THE YEAR!, STRIKES BACK!, GEORGE MICHAEL!, HEART FAILURE!, CHRISTMAS!, DIED ALONE!, CARRIE FISHER!, DEBBIE REYNOLDS!, HEARTBREAK!, SAD!, STROKE!, PRINCESS LEIA!, MOURNING!, STABLE!, SWEET!, ROMANTIC!, TRAGEDY!, SELFISH!, MORTALITY!, DEPRESSING!, SADNESS!, ROGUE ONE!, PROFIT!, CYNICAL!, LIGHTSABER!, MEMORIAL!, VIGIL!, CAUGHT UP IN A MOMENT!, INFOWARS!, ALEX JONES!, STAR KILLING!, MARK HAMILL!, JOAN RIVERS!, PROJECTS!, PROFIT!, MANAGERS!, AGENTS!, DRUGS!, BOOK!, MOVIES!, MAFIA!, DNA VITAMINS!, MARVEL INTRO!, MOVIE REVIEWS!, PROMETHEUS!, ALIEN!, RIDLEY SCOTT!, ELITIST!, GLOBALIST!, FUTURIST!, GARDEN OF EDEN!, JUSTIN LONG!, GALAXY QUEST!, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY!, TRUTH SANDWICH!, PATRIOTIC BLEND!, COFFEE!, AWAKE!, DEATH LIST!, 2016!, PRINCE!, CHYNA!, ALI!, ALAN RICKMAN!, MAD WORLD!, CRAZYTOWN!, COME MY LADY!, DROWNING POOL!, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!, AMERICAN GLADIATORS!, COUNTRY MUSIC!, GREAT SANTINI!, GARY SHANDLING!, RED SOLO CUP!

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Wednesday, December 28, 2016

#473 Part 2: Victimless Crime



Jesus: Mike ponders the existence of Jesus Christ and what future generations will look back on as holy figures.

Defend The Villain: Jake and Mike step in to defend a jerk off villain.

MTV Resolutions: We get into the famous white guy resolutions video that MTV put out.

ELLIS!, BOOBEY!, DIE HARD!, DJ JAZZY JEFF!, THE FRESH PRINCE!, WILL SMITH!, PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!, JAKE SPRAGUE!, OLIVER TWIST!, BEYONCE!, POETRY!, BOY BYE!, JESUS!, MARGINALIZED!, EXECUTED!, HISTORY!, EXISTENCE!, STAR WARS!, DARTH VADER!, ROBIN HOOD!, SHERLOCK HOLMES!, SUPER MARIO RUN!, KICK ASS DUDE!, 100%! USAGE!, BRAIN!, MOVIES AND TV!, THE BIBLE!, FAKE NEWS!, VILLAIN!, DEFEND!, JERK OFF!, PUBLIC!, SAN DIEGO!, CELL PHONE GUY!, JERK OFF GUY!, LADY JUSTICE!, EDGING!, STADIUM!, PULSE!, VICTIM!, VICTIMLESS CRIME!, CHEERLEADERS!, CROWD!, SEXUAL!, SUBWAY HARASSER!, ENABLERS!, PREDATOR!, ESCALATION!, MONSTER!, WET SOCK!, JOB INTERVIEW!, REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER!, MTV!, RESOLUTIONS!, MANSPLAINING!, WHITE GUYS!, WHITE DUDES!, NEW YEAR!, 2017!, NEVER GREAT!, BLACK LIVES MATTER!, BLUE LIVES MATTER!, WOKE!, GROUP!, DIFFERENCES!, KICK AROUND!, MAKE FUN OF!, ENEMY!, KIRK CAMERON!, JUDGE!, SEXUAL ASSAULT!, BEYONCE!, KANYE!, KEVIN HART!, AZIZ ANSARI!, FAKE NEWS!, VOTE TRUMP!, DELTA!, YOUTUBER!, PRANK!, BOYCOTT!, ASIAN!

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Saturday, December 24, 2016

#473 Part 1: DAMN YOU 2016!!!



Carrie Fisher and 2016: Carrie Fisher suffered a heart attack on a plane and it brings out the 2016 in everyone.

Christmas: We exchange some Christmas gifts as only piss boys can do!

Lena Dunham: America's shock jock is at it again! Also a fan fiction inauguration concert!?

HANS GRUBER!, THE FBI!, DIE HARD!, REVIEWS!, JAKE SPRAGUE!, HOLIDAY SEASON!, PISS BOYS!, 2016!, DAMN YOU!, ARGHH!, FUCK YOU 2016!, WHAT A YEAR!, GIF!, SOCIAL NETWORK!, DON'T YOU DARE!, CARRIE FISHER!, CGI LEIA!, MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!, STAR WARS!, PRINCESS LEIA!, DANIELLE FISHEL!, TOPANGA!, MAX LANDIS!, TWITTER!, WHITE GUY COMEDIAN!, RIP!, PLANE!, VULTURE!, LIVE BY NIGHT!, BEN AFFLECK!, JANUARY 13TH!, INAUGURATION!, ASIANS!, WHITE WASH!, SCARLETT JOHANSSON!, TILDA SWINTON!, HOGWARTS!, PARKS AND REC!, CHRIS PRATT!, IDRIS ELBA!, TRENDING!, INTENSIVE CARE!, LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING!, CARTOONS!, STAGES OF GRIEF!, REDDIT!, NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!, GIVEN US HOPE!, FORCE GHOSTS!, CY TYMONY!, SNEAKY USES FOR EVERYDAY THINGS!, CALLBACK!, OLD SCHOOL!, AVALANCHE!, FUNKO POPS!, CUSTOM!, JIM AND THEM POPS!, LEGO!, AT-ST!, GUN PACK GUY!, LENA DUNHAM!, FINGERED HER SISTER!, ODELL BECKHAM!, PODCAST!, ABORTION!, MORALITY FIGURE!, SENSE OF HUMOR!, SENSIBILITY!, CONTROVERSY!, ATTACK!, I WISH!, SMUG!, RICH!, INAUGURATION!, RATINGS!, CONCERT!, MADONNA!, BEYONCE!, ALEC BALDWIN!, SNL!, ELLEN!, PETITION!, DIXIE CHICKS!, FAN FICTION!, VIRAL!, DENIAL!

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Wednesday, December 21, 2016

#472 Part 2: Giant Sack Of Shit



Mom Catches Son Getting Head: We check in on a livestream as a lady roasts her son after getting head in the "shit room"

Santa And A Dead Kid: A Santa had a bittersweet tale of being able to fulfill a boy's last wish as he died in his arms, so of course it is fake?

Monkey Face: Lady is throwing out monkey face and it might be pretty racial!

LAND OF PUSSY MEN!, COMPUTER!, SHAMELESS!, RAEKWON!, GHOSTFACE!, ICE CREAM!, 21 SAVAGE!, BASKIN ROBBINS!, BACKPACK GUN GUY!, POETRY!, RUNAWAY!, N-WORD!, BLACK LADY LIVE STREAM!, GENRE!, SUBWAY LADY!, ROASTING!, SON!, GETTING HEAD!, SHIT ROOM!, DOG SHIT!, GIRL!, SLUT!, HOE!, NASTY!, DOME!, LITTLE GIRL!, SNAPS!, BUSTING!, LIKE 40!, BIRTH OF A NATION!, COLLEGE!, RAPE!, GROUP SEX!, SANTA!, HOSPITAL!, TERMINAL!, DEAD!, KID!, PRESENT!, PEARLY GATES!, TOOK OFF RUNNING!, DYING BOY!, ERIC SCHMITT-MATZEN!, GIZMODO!, HOAX!, FAKE!, DETAILS!, CONFIRM!, VERIFY!, VERIFIED!, WIFE!, FRIEND!, FLIMSY!, HEAT MISER!, FORREST GUMP!, RUNNING!, FAKE!, SACK OF SHIT!, MATT NOVAK!, PALEOFUTURE!, OBAMA!, MICHELLE!, MONKEY FACE!, NOT RACIST!, SAY IT LIKE IT IS!, WOMAN ON THE STREET!, NARC!, TATTLE TALE!, POOR EBONIC LANGUAGE!, FACEBOOK!, 9 YEARS!, INCOME!, 363,000 A YEAR!, PIECE OF SHIT!, ANESTHESIOLOGIST!, RICH!, RABBLE-ROUSER!, MOLLY HENDRICKSON!, MOLLYONAIR!, TWITTER!, GIANT SACK OF SHIT!, SUS MOON!, TIMMY MEMES!

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Sunday, December 18, 2016

#472 Part 1: Star Wars Rogue One



Jim's Announcement: Jim has a very big announcement pertaining to his background.

Kanye: Kanye tells his doctors he is an alien so they call the press.

Star Wars:Rogue One: What did the boys think of the latest Star Wars prequel spinoff.

COMPUTERS!, SELF AWARE!, SHAMELESS!, REVIEWS!, VLEETIES!, JEFF VOICE!, ANNOUNCEMENT!, BIG NEWS!, 23ANDME!, DNA!, RESULTS!, 6.6%!, SUB SAHARAN AFRICA!, BLACK!, MOTHERLAND!, WHITE PRIVILEGE!, HIP HOP!, MY PEOPLE!, MINORITY!, DIVERSITY!, FLUKE!, RARE!, SLAVES!, SPECIAL!, BLOOD!, JAKE!, 99.9%!, WHITE!, EUROPEAN!, JEWISH!, NATIVE AMERICAN!, ARAB!, 40 ACRES AND A MULE!, BUILT THIS COUNTRY!, ANCESTORS!, AMERICA!, LOVE!, ROMANCE!, FAMILY!, LIGHT SKIN BROTHERS!, MADEA!, TYLER PERRY!, BERNARD HOPKINS!, POLICE BRUTALITY!, INFOWARS!, HOMELAND!, KANYE WEST!, ALIEN!, MENTAL INSTITUTION!, HOSPITAL!, DOCTORS!, JAY-Z!, ILLUMINATI!, KILLERS!, BEYONCE!, VMA!, STARSEED!, DONALD TRUMP!, STAR WARS!, ROGUE ONE!, DEATHSTAR!, MOVIE!, REVIEW!, NO SPOILERS!, SPOILERS!, LET DOWN!, ENJOYMENT!, NIT PICK!, CHARACTERS!, ATTACHMENT!, DARTH VADER!, PUNS!, HELMET!, JYN ERSO!, WIN ME OVER!, KRENNIC!, BACKPACK GUY!, BLIND GUY!, THE FORCE!, TARKIN!, CGI!, PETER CUSHING!, LEIA!, X-WINGS!, ACTION!, BATTLE!, WAR!, CALLBACKS!, FAN FILM!, R2D2!, C3PO!, SAW!, FOREST WHITAKER!, FELICITY JONES!, STANDALONE!, OBI WAN!

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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

#471 Part 2: Homecoming



Spider-man Homecoming: Pig Daddy calls in with his drunk bitterness and we get into some Spider-man Homecoming discussion.

Sheriff Press Conference: Sheriff reads some tweets and feedback during a press conference.

Santa Body Shames: A poor 9 year old kid body shamed by SANTA!?

NEGAN!, MEN BREAKING EACH OTHER'S BALLS!, SNOOP DOGG!, THA SHIZNIT!, ROAD TO 500!, MIGHTY DUCKS!, KENAN!, SCHOOLYARD!, BLACK!, MEEK MILL!, POETRY!, WITH YOU!, CHRIS BROWN!, PIG DADDY!, VINE STAR!, SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING!, LOGAN PAUL!, ANDREW GARFIELD!, TOBEY MAGUIRE!, TOM HOLLAND!, MARVEL!, REBOOT!, KEVIN SMITH!, TRAILER REACTION!, FATMAN ON BATMAN!, SHIT FUCK!, SMODCAST!, MARC BERNARDIN!, THWIP!, THWIP!, OVER REACTION!, PODCAST!, REAL!, CRYING!, INVESTED!, CRYING!, WEED!, STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT!, ROAD RAGE!, RACIAL!, RACISM!, NFL PLAYER!, SHOOTING!, DEATH!, SHERIFF!, PRESS CONFERENCE!, TWITTER!, SOCIAL MEDIA!, LANGUAGE!, NEWELL D NORMAND!, JOE MCKNIGHT!, EMOTION!, NSFW!, PUNK ASS!, UNCLE TOM!, COON!, RAT ASS FAGGOT!, PUNK!, PIVOT!, MSNBC!, N-BOMB!, WORDS!, HARD R!, NO HARD R!, NIGGA!, NIGGER!, BLOWING!, JERK OFF!, ON THE FLOOR!, RUINED ORGASM!, DOMINANT!, SUB!, SANTA!, 9 YEAR OLD!, CRYING!, OVERWEIGHT!, LAY OFF THE BURGERS AND FRIES!, BODY SHAMED!, BAD SANTA!, BAD SANTA 2!, BILLY BOB THORNTON!, MEAN COMEDY!, MEATBALLS!

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Saturday, December 10, 2016

#471 Part 1: The Long And Winding Road



Jeff's Back!: Jeff is back with tales to tell!

Tots Turnt: The story of how we got Tots Turnt, and pick some winners!,

Pop Culture: Why does everyone have to cry about their nerd shit?

TREAT HER LIKE A LADY!, PUSSY!, BASEBALL BAT!, THE WALKING DEAD!, GHETTO BABY!, HORSES!, ROZAY!, REVIEWS!, JEFF!, BACK!, BACK FROM PISS!, STORIES!, TALES!, ABUSE!, DARK!, EX!, DEAF!, DRUNK!, PTSD!, POST TRAUMATIC STRESS!, BATHROOM!, LOCKED!, BROKEN DOOR!, GOFUNDME!, RAISE MONEY!, LIFE!, ALCOHOL!, DEPRESSANT!, PARENTS!, HAPPY!, FUN!, BUZZ!, SAD DRUNK!, 4 LOKO!, DOG!, HOSTAGE!, INSTALLATION!, SAVAGE!, WHITE KNIGHT!, GIVING SEASON!, HOLIDAYS!, TOTS TURNT!, DONATIONS!, TOYS R US!, BABY STUFF!, GIFT CARDS!, SHOPPING SPREE!, WRESTLING!, STONE COLD!, BRET HART!, NINJA TURTLES!, COSTUMES!, CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR!, IRON MAN!, FART GUN!, MINIONS!, DISNEY PRINCESSES!, BARBIE DOLLS!, GAME DESIGNER BARBIE!, BIKES!, TRAINING WHEELS!, FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!, ESTELLE!, SCARE VIDEOS!, RAFFLE!, WINNERS!, TITLE BELT!, GIFT CARD!, PATREON!, ROSCOE MARTIN!, PODCAST LISTENER!, BRANDON CARR!, TEARS!, STAR WARS VR!, PSVR!, POP CULTURE!, GENUINE!, CRYING!, X-WING!, PHONIES!, SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING!, TRAILER!, EFFECTED!, MARKETING!, TRICK!, STORMTROOPER!, OLD DOGS!, DOG SANCTUARY!, HOSPICE!, SAD PET VIDEOS!, ABANDONED!, LONG AND WINDING ROAD!

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Wednesday, December 7, 2016

#470 Part 2: Light Lettuce



Black Out Band: We pay tribute to someone from the history of Jim and Them.

Subway Lady: This grandma ordering 4 Italian subs is not to be fucked with.

Car Fleshlight and Chilli's: Guy gets caught with a fleshlight in his car and a veteran's free meal is taken back.

PARIS!, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER!, FEMINIST AGENDA!, GILMORE GIRLS!, HEAD AUTOMATICA!, PULLING MUSSELS FROM A SHELL!, ROAD TO 500!, POETRY!, BLACK OUT BAND!, VIDEO GAMES!, HISTORY!, REST IN PEACE!, HUNTER WATSON!, HISTORY!, NOSTALGIA!, CAR CRASH!, SUCKS!, TUG!, DRUMMER!, JONAS BROTHERS!, NAKED BROTHERS BAND!, FINAL FANTASY XV!, MASS EFFECT!, WESTERN RPGs!, FINAL FANTASY VII!, REMAKE!, BARRETT!, POC!, PEOPLE OF COLOR!, CVS!, SLICED CHEESE!, POLICE!, CALLED POLICE!, HID!, RACIST!, SCARED!, SECURITY!, DRUGS!, PIZZAGATE!, AFRAID!, SUBWAY!, ITALIAN!, LIGHT LETTUCE!, ITALIAN HERB AND CHEESE!, TALKING SHIT!, GOING OFF!, POPPING OFF!, CAUSING A SCENE!, ZINGS!, DESTROYING!, GAMESTOP!, ROBBERY!, GAME CRAZY!, COMPLAINTS!, POPS!, EXCLUSIVES!, SCAMS!, SHADY!, WATCH DOGS 2!, COLLECTOR'S!, GRANDMA!, GOING HAM!, KNOCKED OUT!, KROGER!, PUMPKIN PIE!, BAKING ISLAND!, THANKSGIVING!, GROCERY STORE!, JERKING OFF!, CAR!, FLESHLIGHT!, MASTURBATING!, HOLMES!, VATO!, BROAD DAYLIGHT!, CAR CRASH!, BRAVE!, VETERAN!, CHILLI'S!, FREE MEAL!, SERVICE DOG!, QUESTIONS!, MANAGER!, HOAX!, TOUGH GUY!, POWER TRIP!,

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Sunday, December 4, 2016

#470 Part 1: The Year We Go Poe



Tots Turnt: As we are coming down to the wire on our 2016 Tots Turnt drive, we have some very big updates!

Corey Feldman: Felddog is back at the Feldmansion to talk about his new totally legit and not a publicity stunt/green card marriage.

PARIS!, ART OF WAR!, GILMORE GIRLS!, REVIEWS!, ONSTAGE WITH JIM AND TOM!, PIZZAGATE!, JEFFHEADS!, REST IN PISS!, WACK TOTS!, TURNT TOTS!, CHARITY!, HOLIDAYS!, CHRISTMAS!, TOYS!, DONATIONS!, TOY DRIVE!, GOONS!, GENEROUS!, GIVING!, AMAZING!, BRUH!, AMAZING!, GRATITUDE!, SPEECHLESS!, GROWING!, IMPRESSIVE!, STUNNED!, EDDIE!, GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS!, JIGGALOS!, GIGOLO!, YOUTUBE!, DOCUMENTARY!, MONEY!, IN THE WORKS!, PLANS!, PRIZES!, CARTS!, ALL I DO IS WIN!, J-TAY!, PAINTING!, 20DIXTEEN!, PATREON!, COREY FELDMAN!, MARRIAGE!, TRUMP!, GREEN CARD!, VISA!, DEPORTED!, CANADA!, COURTNEY ANNE MITCHELL!, FACEBOOK!, LIVE!, TMZ!, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY!, AWKWARD!, CHEMISTRY!, HATE EACH OTHER!, HECTIC!, RAMBLING!, BUSY!, DOGS!, FROZEN!, CAMERA!, GRANDPA!, STREAM!, PASTOR!, SHOW!, LEAKED!, REALITY SHOW!, MASSIVE TOUR!, BOOK!, LOST BOYS!, THE THIRST!, COREY HAIM!, TAKE A STAND!, GRAMMYS!, FLASHBACK! WALSER!

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